I hate Christmas music, it has ties to a lot of child hood trauma for me, like the dark shit I should have gone to support groups for, but anyways. I am good at handling my triggers all year, but this time of the year, holy hell that music cracks the coffin on my buried issues, and ever single fucking store is playing the same songs. I have tried contacting a few major retailers asking if they could at least not play Christmas music during the 1st and last business hour to offer some reprieve. I have to contact corporate since the few times I ask a person in store I just attitude. Seriously I ask if there is any hours that Christmas music is not being played, and I get the either "I am sorry your offended, or the bit everyone likes this music" bullshit. Okay I am getting side tracked, if anyone has some compassion, a love of anarchy, does not like the music, any reason of your own, please contact the major retailers to ask for a reprieve even for a couple of hours from the music that will not stop.

GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It's the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being "the last to know," then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest stories shipped directly to your email's in-box... and then... YOUR HEAD.)

• Rene Gonzalez Announces Bid For Portland Mayor

Known for his hardline policies on homelessness and drugs, Commissioner Gonzalez has won over swaths of conservative voters, while alienating the city's progressive base.

• POP QUIZ PDX!

Don't miss this week's super fun POP QUIZ PDX, featuring sassy-ass local trivia about moist atmospheric rivers, toppled statues, and your choice for Portland's next mayor (and yes... Mayor McCheese is a much better choice than what we have now)! 🧠

• Police Fatally Shoot Man While Responding To Theft Call in Northeast Portland

Police fatally shot a man outside a food processing facility in Northeast Portland last week, after responding to a report of someone stealing electricity from a business. The shooting happened near one of several RVs outside the warehouse.

• The Portland Teachers’ Strike Is Over. The Conversation About Oregon’s Education System Is Just Heating Up.

Though recollections of the Portland teachers' strike, which ended last week, won't fit neatly into a single narrative, there's no question about its impact. The strike had impacts beyond just Portland, prompting broader labor and education conversations.

• THE TRASH REPORT

This week: Spotify wraps it up, unemployed George Santos, and Paris Hilton < Paris, France. It's the week's hottest gossip!

• HEAR IN PORTLAND

The Thesis celebrates nine years of lit, local-focus hip-hop, Ms. Arietta Ward throws you a party for HER birthday, and two prolific Pacific Northwest drag queens celebrate at the Schnitz.

• Dracula, a Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really Is Easy, Entertaining, and Empowering

"Dracula, a Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really" is a lively and entertaining horror production that feels unexpectedly perfect for the dark days of our holiday season.

• Zupan's Adds Hanukkah Menu, Curated by Jacob & Sons Chef Noah Jacob

Just in time for Hanukkah, Portlanders can feast upon some delicious Jewish deli news. Zupan’s Markets announced they're offering a menu of Hanukkah holiday dishes, curated by Chef Noah Jacob, formerly of Jacob & Sons Delicatessen.

• The Great Santa Debate

What to say about Santa? The hilarious Elinor Jones presents the pros and cons of the biggest lie of the holiday season. 

• The Holiday Brisket Roundup

Looking for Portland’s finest, most tender brisket for your Jewish celebrations? We have the picks you need from the city's finest makers!

• SAVAGE LOVE

He screwed up his longtime relationship by chasing after his unattainable neighbor. Now he's 40 years old with no obvious prospects. What's a lonely guy to do? Dan Savage rides to the rescue with some solid advice.

WOW, THAT IS A LOT OF GOOD READIN'. I hope you didn't have any other plans this weekend! Dig in, and remember: Producing all this hard work costs moolah—so please consider contributing to the Mercury to keep it all coming! Thanks!

To the COP with the ridiculous name. It is no surprise you are in trouble for sexual battery. I remember the day you tried to intimidate me in court before I appeared to fight your weak speed trap ticket. The judge tossed it as I knew he would. You were a clown then and you are still a clown.

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The fast-casual ramen chain debuted a location in Beaverton last week, serving fan favorites like tonkotsu ramen and okonomiyaki tots.
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Are you looking for a hilarious, live comedy show where YOU can walk away with a fabulous PRIZE (or two)?

Well, you're in luck, because Mercury Geniuses of Comedy, Arlo Weierhauser and Kate Murphy, are your hosts for the most diabolical, hilarious, and EVIL live game show in town… TWO EVILS! Join Arlo and Kate as they ask a series of truly evil questions, and it’s up to our special guest contestant and the audience (who will vote on their phones) to decide which is the lesser of TWO VERY EVIL ANSWERS. Are there prizes? You bet your butt! Is there comedy? Oh, absolutely! And even better, this will be our special ho-ho-HOLIDAY EPISODE! 🎄🎅💀

Plus, this time around we'll be welcoming special guest comedian (and "Portland's Funniest Person" recipient, ADAM PASI! Oh, and guess what? If you bring a can of food or non-perishable food donation for Urban Gleaners (helping those suffering from food insecurity) you'll be entered to win a wickedly sweet PRIZE!

SO GET THOSE TIX QUICK NOW AND HERE! 

Don’t miss the most delightful and morally corrupt comedy game show of the century… TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate!

WHEN: Wednesday, December 13, doors 7 PM / 7:30 pm show

WHERE: The Siren Theater, 3913 NE Mississippi

TICKETS: $15 advance, $20 door

Presented by your pals at the Portland Mercury!

There's no short supply of holiday cheer this weekend, thanks to cheap and cheerful events from ScanFair to The Great Figgy Pudding Caroling Competition. Plus, pick up the perfect gift at an array of holiday markets including Crafty Wonderland, Portland Bazaar, and Unique Markets. For more ideas, check out our guide to the top events of the week.

Edgefield Pomegranate Cider Tasting
Tart, juicy, ruby-red pomegranate is a perfect match for autumnal apples. McMenamins will show off this harmonious union in a refreshing cider "crafted with those unexpectedly gorgeous winter sunny days and warming weather in mind."
(23rd Avenue Bottle Shop - McMenamins, Northwest Portland)

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Good Morning, Portland! Amidst the spectral remnants of revelry, this ensorcelled soul now endeavors to chronicle the morning's enigmatic tidings. Each keystroke is akin to the ominous tolling of a cursed bell heralding the dire revelations ahead. Shadows linger, as does the malevolent haze of the night prior, shrouding the fragile remnants of coherence in a ghastly embrace. (Translation: I am hungover from the Mercury holiday party. Here's the news.)

IN LOCAL NEWS:
• Thursday night marked the first evening of this year's Hanukkah celebrations. The eight-day festival of lights—which celebrates a day's worth of lighting oil that lasted for eight nights in 200 BCE—is a relatively minor Jewish festival. Over the years it's been pumped up to oppose the far more dominant Christian Christmas. If you're a Mercury reader, you can likely differentiate between Israel (the country)'s intense bombing of the Gaza Strip—which has pulverized buildings and led to a tremendous loss of civilian life— and Hanukkah, a tradition celebrated by Jewish people worldwide. You know who can't differentiate? The protesters who disrupted last night's big menorah lighting ceremony in Pioneer Square. 

• In related news, cameras outside Sunlan Lighting, in North Portland, recorded video of a person on a bike approaching the shop and throwing a brick at the store's beloved, eccentric, and ever-changing visual display—which we included in our Say Nice Things About Portland guide. The shop's owner, Kay Newell, told KPTV that the window display had just been changed to include "Hanukkah symbols... a Nativity set for the Christians, and a prayer rug and a picture of a gentleman saying his prayer for Ramadan and the Muslim community." 

• The ongoing atmospheric river confluence dries out a little today, but don't put your booties away. Saturday and Sunday are gonna be WET again. Also, I don't think you were going to swim in the Willamette but there's sewage in there right now.

• That pilot who says he was dealing with the after effects of a mushroom trip when he tried to crash a plane, with 80+ people onboard, has been released on bail. That's unexpected! This week his charges of 84-counts of attempted murder were revised to 84 counts of misdemeanor reckless endangerment, so that probably had something to do with it.

• In a move to become even more ineffectual as a city politician, Portland City Commissioner Rene Gonzalez announced that he is running for mayor yesterday. News Editor Courtney Vaughn can fill you in on the deets.

• Shane Dixon Kavanaugh's design drag is a podcast I would listen to.

Rene Gonzalez red rose / black background campaign aesthetic is tracking fairly close to the one that his fellow Portland city commissioner and mayor rival Mingus Mapps has used since his first run for public office in 2020. pic.twitter.com/5wyLL8qhij

— Shane Dixon Kavanaugh (@shanedkavanaugh) December 7, 2023

• Multnomah County sent a letter to the Department of Environmental Quality this week, asking it to deny an air quality permit that would allow Zenith Energy to continue to store crude oil in its Portland terminal.

• Jeffry Mitchel's solo exhibition Elefant Medium made our list of art picks for Nov-Dec. You can see a little more of the show in a video PDX Contemporary shared this week:

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• Last week, we ran the headline Coronal Mass Ejection Slams Earth with Super-Hot Plasma Eruption, and I think that sounds like an excellent suggestion for an amateur porn short. Unfortunately TODAY is the LAST DAY to submit a sexy short to the 2024 HUMP! Film Festival. But you can seek inspiration from our fine batch of smut in March, and we're actually selling advance tickets right now—$20 a pop til December 31. Grabb'm before the price swells and strains against the thin fabric keeping it covered.

• Tickets to new shows drop this morning, check on the weekly list (compiled by our calendar team) here.

IN NATIONAL / INTERNATIONAL NEWS:
• Israeli military forces continue to push deeper into Gaza, striking hundreds of targets in the last 24 hours, the New York Times reports. The military claims that Hamas is firing rockets from inside an area that was designated as a safe zone, which the NYT describes as "a makeshift tent camp where thousands of dazed Palestinians live in squalid conditions in scattered farm fields and waterlogged dirt roads." So, like, yeah guys maybe there's a reason that place is chaotic and easy to hide in. Just arm-chairing from Portland, though.

• Reuters published an investigation Thursday, showing that journalist Issam Abdallah, 37, was killed by an Israeli tank crew. The same strike wounded six other reporters. While reporters writing long, detailed pieces about the deaths of other reporters can seem self-aggrandizing, it's important to consider that stories like this are also something a news organization can more easily prove—as the journalists harmed were working with Reuters and in communication with Reuters. Journalists should be considered non combatants, but I agree that so should civilians. I encourage readers to think of this story of as an example of the wider cruelty that surrounds it. Human Rights Watch has called the attack that killed Mr. Abdallah deliberate. International Federation of Journalists says that 68 journalists have been killed, while covering Israel's bombardment of the Gaza Strip, since the October 7 Hamas attacks that kicked off the war.

• On Wednesday, a gunman shot three people and wounded at least one other at University of Nevada, in Las Vegas. Police gave more information Thursday, saying the gunman—who died in a shootout with police—had a list of targets. The people he shot appear to have been college faculty, and the Associated Press reports that law enforcement believe he had sought a job at the school.

• Remember how surprising it was that everyone really cared about the Notre-Dame spire? It's back.

After a devastating fire in 2019, President Emmanuel Macron of France vowed Notre-Dame would be rebuilt within five years. So far, the schedule is on track, with the spire expected to be finished by the end of the month. https://t.co/gmCvwcRAK3 pic.twitter.com/YwVH4Ofp0Z

— The New York Times (@nytimes) December 8, 2023

• Here's a metaphor for choices I made last night and how they're impacting me this morning.

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Bonnie and Israel Morales' beloved restaurant will once again have the "Latke Party" spread of your dreams available for dine-in, with 12 crispy potato pancakes, a beet walnut salad, and eight show-stopping accompaniments, one for each night of the holiday: coriander-spiced quince and apple butter, mushroom soko ketze, house-cured trout roe, beet and horseradish cured salmon, chicory salat, smoked whitefish salat, fresh chives, and house smetana. Persimmon pishki (Russian yeasted doughnuts) are also available for purchase. The meal even comes with a dreidel and gelt to play with while you wait. Select items are available for pre-order via Kachka Lavka.
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The Postal Service & Death Cab For Cutie are coming to Portland on their newly extended Give Up & Transatlanticism 20th anniversary tour. The Red Hot Chili Peppers will show their fans unlimited love in Ridgefield next spring. Plus, comical broad Ilana Glazer will bring her quick quips to the Newmark Theatre stage. Read on for details on those and other newly announced events, plus some news you can use.

MUSIC

Adam Ant
Elsinore Theater (May 3, 2024)

Alexandra Savior
Revolution Hall (Mar 14, 2024)

Attila & Born of Osiris
Bossanova Ballroom (May 14, 2024)

Portland City Commissioner Rene Gonzalez announced Thursday morning that he is running for mayor.

Gonzalez is the second person on Portland City Council to announce a mayoral bid for the 2024 council race, after Commissioner Mingus Mapps launched his campaign for mayor earlier this year. Gonzalez and Mapps join Durell Kinsey Bey, a youth coordinator and political newcomer whose campaign marks his first run for office.

Gonzalez, who was elected to council in 2022, has won over a swath of conservative voters with a hard-line stance on homelessness, and drug use, while alienating progressives who claim his policies have harmed vulnerable Portlanders.

Gonzalez oversees the city’s 911 system and Portland Fire & Rescue, which houses the Portland Street Response program. In a campaign announcement, Gonzalez touted "lower emergency response times" and his support for police and firefighters.

It's been widely reported that Portland has experienced delayed 911 hold times and slower police response times. This year, the director of Portland's Bureau of Emergency Communications, which Gonzalez oversees, acknowledged 911 hold times far surpass those of prior years, and don't meet national standards. Callers are usually left on hold for an average of 50 seconds, while some callers needing emergency medical aid have been left on hold for several minutes. The increased wait times are largely due to higher call volume and gaps in staffing.

The Mercury has asked Gonzalez's campaign for clarification on the statement.

Shortly after taking office, Gonzalez announced he would ban Portland Street Response workers from distributing tarps or tents to unhoused people, amid a historic winter freeze. The directive was disavowed by a majority of the program's employees. He’s also held back resources for the program, enacting a hiring freeze and failing to expand the program to 24-hour service, as promised.

Earlier this year, he led the charge to ban public drug use, after the mayor backed off previous efforts to do so.

Gonzalez led the council in voting to amend city code, pending a change in state law that would allow the city to criminalize the use of drugs in public. It’s unclear whether the political will exists for state leaders to make the change. Currently, it’s illegal to possess hard drugs beyond an amount for personal use, but local cities can’t enact their own rules regarding using controlled substances in public.

Gonzalez has also been adamant about the need to reduce resources and “enablement” of those living on Portland’s streets with drug addiction. 

In his campaign announcement, Gonzalez touted the need to “stabilize the city,” “restore the city’s image,” and address the humanitarian crisis on Portland’s streets.

“I am running for Mayor to ensure the work we have begun on crime, homelessness, the drug crisis, and economic revitalization continue stronger than ever,” Gonzalez said.

The city commissioner claimed Portland is “experiencing loss of population and small business in ways that were unthinkable only a short time ago.”

The latest population data from Portland State University indicates the city experienced a temporary, but notable dip in population between 2021 and 2022, but both Multnomah County and the city of Portland have gained residents since last year. Preliminary population estimates for 2023 show the city’s population increased by .34 percent, while the county saw a .56 percent increase over last year.

If Gonzalez is elected mayor, he will lead a city under a new governing structure enacted by voters in 2022.

Reforms to the city's charter call for a 12-person council, elected by geographic district, with the mayor no longer serving as part of the council and instead assuming a largely administrative role. City commissioners will no longer oversee bureaus or manage operations, instead serving in purely legislative roles. Portland's next mayor will work closely with a new city administrator, and only vote with council if needed to break a tie.

Gonzalez, along with other members of council, have pushed back on implementing that new governing structure, in an effort to maintain their power at city hall for as long as possible. Gonzalez was among four commissioners who voted to retain commissioner oversight of city bureaus up until the city's 2025 deadline.

Earlier this year, he and fellow Commissioner Dan Ryan signaled plans to send a ballot measure to voters that would give Portland's next mayor the power to veto any vote made by council. They've since abandoned those plans.

Gonzalez’s campaign announcement comes after Commissioner Ryan announced he won’t run for mayor, but is undecided about whether to seek a council seat in 2024. Commissioner Carmen Rubio has yet to announce plans for a reelection bid. 

Who's ready to have some fun? Well, the Mercury is here to help with FREE TICKETS to see some of Portland's best concerts and events—our way of saying thanks to our great readers and spread the word about some fantastic upcoming performances! (Psst... if you want to say thanks to the Mercury, please consider making a small monthly contribution to keep us alive and kickin'!) And oh boy, do we some fun events coming at ya this week! CHECK IT OUT!

• ENTER TO WIN FREE TIX to see Fred Armisen on December 15 at the Crystal Ballroom!

Beloved former SNL and Portlandia star Fred Armisen is bringing his hilarious "Comedy for Musicians But Everyone Is Welcome" show to the Crystal (and with musical guest Def Rain)! Get those tickets now or enter to win here!

Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Fri Dec 15, 8 pm, $35-45, all ages

• ENTER TO WIN FREE TIX to see The Motet & Too Many Zooz on December 29 at the Crystal Ballroom!

The funk six-piece The Motet are known for their immaculate live performances and seamless blend of funk, soul, jazz, and rock. Meanwhile, self-described "Brass House" trio Too Many Zooz combine avant-garde jazz, EDM, punk rock, and sundry other traditions into their own distinctive brand of high-energy dance music. Get your tickets now or enter to win here!

Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Fri Dec 29, 8:30 pm, $35-$49.50, all ages

• ENTER TO WIN FREE TIX to see Floater on December 30 at the Crystal Ballroom!

With intense and unforgettable live performances, their fan base has grown over the years to a fever pitch and Floater fans are legendary for their enthusiastic dedication. Get your tickets now or enter to win here!

Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, Sat Dec 30, 8 pm, $22-$35,  21+ balcony

GOOD LUCK! Winners will be notified on Monday, and check back next week for more FREE TIX from the Mercury!

BUENOS DIAS, BRAINY BUTT! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, your brain will be tested on how much you know about soaking wet atmospheric rivers, racist local statues, and YOUR VOTE for Portland's next mayor (who isn't an unqualified jerk). 🤔 GOOD LUCK, I GUESS.

But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Wow, you all did super good on that one! And congrats to the folks of St. Johns whose local bridge has been voted the most fuckable in town. Sorry in advance for all those used condoms you'll find lying around. 😬

OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!

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GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! You can expect more showers today, but the worst of our very flood-y week is now behind us and we might even see some sun tomorrow. But now let's dip our toes into a mini-flood of NEWS.

IN LOCAL NEWS:

• Portland police have fatally shot another person, and according to their very scanty details, it was someone accused of stealing electricity from a warehouse near a small community of RVs. Two officers have been placed on administrative leave—which is bureau policy for cops involved in shootings—while the event is investigated, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE: If this was a shooting between civilians, Portland Police would have already revealed a LOT about what happened. However, cops were involved, which means they'll wait at least 15 days (if not longer) to reveal the names of the officers involved in the shootings. Our Courtney Vaughn explains this shocking lack of transparency from a publicly funded department.

Police fatally shot a man outside a food processing facility in Northeast Portland Wednesday morning, after responding to a report of someone stealing electricity from a business. The shooting happened near one of several RVs outside the warehouse. https://t.co/UAc0tPzyQ4

— Portland Mercury 🗞 (@portlandmercury) December 7, 2023

• As suspected, another woefully unqualified City Council member has joined Mingus Mapps in the race for Portland's next mayor—Commissioner Rene Gonzalez, a conservative (not a "centrist" as he falsely claims) who time and time again has dutifully followed the whims of the rich developer community, actively tried to harm houseless people, and has not accomplished much of anything in his current job, other than try to sabotage the voter-approved Charter Reform, and slow the expansion of the wildly successful and popular Portland Street Response team. Expect to see a LOT of money thrown at him from the wealthy Portland-haters, which will require YOU to step up and make sure he is never elected to any public office in our state again. (Maybe he'd have better luck if he moved to Idaho with his fellow Republicans.)

perhaps even bigger than political ideology, it's going to be imperative the next Mayor of Portland be a collaborative consensus builder who can guide the new council with a track record of accomplishments for gettin' shit done

anyway rene is none of thathttps://t.co/ro9gXYiUIU

— amb 🚌 (@ambrown) December 7, 2023

• According to a new survey of Multnomah County librarians, about 75 percent of them feel unsafe in their jobs—largely due to threats of right-wing violence—and that they are not being supported by library management. 

• If you're looking for a little holiday HORROR, then check out this review from our Suzette Smith about Portland Center Stage's new feminist-forward production of Dracula, a Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really, which she calls "a lively and entertaining horror production that feels unexpectedly perfect for the dark days of our holiday season."

Hear in Portland this week:
• The Thesis celebrates nine years of lit, local-focus hip-hop
• Ms. Arietta Ward throws you a party for HER birthday
• Two prolific Pacific Northwest drag queens celebrate at the Schnitzhttps://t.co/jkHE5N2Bcp

— Portland Mercury 🗞 (@portlandmercury) December 6, 2023

• Oh, and ooh-la-la, don't forget to snatch up those tickets now to TWO great upcoming Mercury events: The hilarious HOLIDAY edition of "Two Evils with Arlo & Kate"—the comedy game show where YOU can win prizes and laugh along with the antics of special guest comedian Adam Pasi (coming next Wednesday)—and the very sexy HUMP! film festival which debuts in March, but CHEAP early bird tickets are on sale now... and make great Xmas gifts, don't 'cha know!

IN NATIONAL / WORLD NEWS:

• Last night signaled the fourth Republican debate, in which prez wannabe Chris Christie spent much of his time lambasting Trump (and his chicken-shit absence), Nikki Haley fending off attacks from fellow GOP members because of her advancement in the polls, a lot of non-answers from Ron DeSantis, and more mouthy, asshole remarks from Vivek Ramaswamy who was rightly called "the most obnoxious blowhard in America.” (Sometimes Republicans get it right.)

Putin moves a step closer to a fifth term as president after Russia sets 2024 election date https://t.co/IyUCDQfnqG

— The Associated Press (@AP) December 7, 2023

• The House has voted to censure Democratic Rep. Jamaal Bowman for pulling a fire alarm while Congress was in session and struggling to pass a bill to fund the government during the most recent near-shutdown. He had already pled guilty to the action, and was given a $1000 fine and three months probation.

• A judge in Texas has granted a pregnant person permission to get an abortion, despite the state's draconian ban on the medical procedure. The woman is 20 weeks pregnant and her doctors are saying the fetus has a fatal diagnosis—and yet? Expect the women-hating state to appeal the decision.

Tim Allen Accused of Being "So Fucking Rude" on ‘Santa Clauses’ Set by Co-Star Casey Wilson

“Tim Allen was such a bitch. It was the truly single worst experience I’ve ever had with a co-star ever."

More: https://t.co/uVfgAwoQME pic.twitter.com/C3gsfEYlRh

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) December 7, 2023

• RIP to famous television producer Norman Lear—creator of such ground-breaking hits as All in the Family, Good Times, and Maude—who lived a long, remarkable life until dying at the age of 101.

• And finally... you know what? NO, THANK YOU.

Buddha’s Hand, Guangdong, Chinapic.twitter.com/iBgboYjxlY

— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) December 6, 2023

Portland police shot and killed a man Wednesday morning in an industrial district near Portland International Airport.

Details are sparse, but a Portland Police bureau (PPB) spokesperson confirmed at the scene that an officer opened fire on an adult man while responding to a call about someone stealing electricity from a nearby business just after 10 a.m. at NE 92nd and Marx. 

According to police, two officers from PPB’s North Precinct responded to an RV parked along the street, when they encountered a man and fired. The man died at the scene. Police later reported that a handgun was found near the victim. 

The shooting happened outside the Ventura Foods warehouse, where several people live in RVs camped out across the street. At the scene Wednesday afternoon, police blocked off the street, restricting access in and out of businesses nearby. 

It’s unclear whether police were searching for a suspect when the shooting occurred. A spokesman at the scene indicated one officer opened fire, but that information has yet to be confirmed. 

Two officers involved in the shooting have been placed on paid administrative leave, in accordance with bureau policy. 

“We are in the very early stages of this investigation and we intend to release more information as soon as possible,” Mike Benner, a public information officer with PPB, told media.

Police initially declined to say what type of theft they were responding to, or whether the emergency call came from a nearby business, or an individual, citing the need to "protect the integrity of their investigation."

The police bureau has taken heat in recent months for purposely delaying the release of information–specifically, names of officers involved–after police shootings. 

Police cited a policy that was unilaterally put in place late last year by former Police Chief Chuck Lovell, to no longer release names within 24 hours, instead waiting weeks.

The former chief cited concerns for officer privacy, safety, and “doxxing” of officers during active investigations. Lovell said the policy, which was criticized by police watchdog groups, “strikes the right balance between transparency and the security concerns of our PPB members.”

Police now say it’s their practice to wait 15 days, if not longer, before releasing names of officers involved in deadly force.

While it’s become common practice for police to limit the amount of information about shootings involving officers, that typically isn’t the case with investigations involving civilians. 

For example, just one day prior to the shooting, police released information about a deadly mauling of a 6-year-old boy by two dogs, which included information about the age of the boy, the relationship of the boy to the owner of the dogs, the type of dogs involved, as well as the extent of injuries to the owner of the dog, and which outside agencies were investigating. 

The week prior, police released a lengthy summary of an officer who stopped a robbery in progress, including a full summary of events and the name and physical description of the suspect in custody, in an attempt to locate additional robbery victims. 

Portland Police Chief Bob Day told media on scene Wednesday afternoon that the bureau will prioritize speedy, transparent communication about the case. He said PPB is working to reduce deadly shootings by its officers, saying the bureau is "doing everything in our power and our ability to try to minimize these tragedies as they occur.”

“With that said, I’m 100 percent committed to the process that we have in place," Day said. "I know we’ll work closely with our partners, the district attorney’s office, other investigators, to be as accountable and transparent as possible.”

Wednesday’s deadly shooting is the third officer-involved shooting by Portland police this year. The incident comes as the city is preparing to overhaul its police oversight system after voters in 2020 approved the creation of a new Community Board for Police Accountability (CBPA) to investigate misconduct complaints and use of force incidents involving police. While the community-led process won’t change criminal investigations into police shootings, the new civilian-led oversight board removes police from investigations into policy compliance and conduct of police. It will be the first oversight board in the city with the authority to impose discipline on officers. The new system is expected to be implemented sometime in 2025, pending approval by the US Department of Justice.

It’s unclear whether the new board will be subject to the same communication restrictions about its investigations that police currently observe.

It’s cold, it's wet—Portland's holiday weather is now in full swing! Good thing we've got some hot shows to warm you up this week: For starters, the Thesis celebrates nine years of lit, local-focus hip-hop! And one of Portland’s favorite soul singers is throwing a birthday show / fashion pop-up for you—for her birthday! Also, here's your final warning about an unmissable annual extravaganza from two prolific Pacific Northwest drag queens. 

Upcoming local event(s) featuring local artist(s).        

How can it be that the Thesis has  been going on for nine years already!? It seems like just yesterday the showcase was celebrating year two and trying to maintain its following; I am officially old. Fast forward to today: The Thesis is no longer just Portland’s premiere monthly hip-hop night, it’s one of the only ones that survived COVID, and it’s known in the scene for being the most consistently lit hip-hop series in town. Since the Thesis just did an epic end-of-summer yacht party, the crew is celebrating nine years with business as usual—though Thesis' version of usual is still unusually good. Thursday's show will honor photographer-filmmaker Nate Ilebode, who regularly documents the showcase, with a photo and video display. The evening's lineup spotlights rappers Vary, Tiff2Icy,  Majik 9, and twOn. We’ll be looking forward to radio-ready melodic rap from DaRoyal, and (hopefully) hearing songs from Majik 9 and Briton M.’s latest project Coast 2 Coast. Recs for that record: the title track, the filthy, upbeat and bouncy “Dash Off,” and the pop and R&B-infused “In My Head.” (Kelly’s Olympian, 426 SW Washington, Thurs, Dec 7, 9:30 pm, $15-20, tickets here, 21+)

One of Portland’s most seasoned soul singers, Arietta Ward does a lot of things, including the children’s programming that many enjoyed at Pickathon. Commonly known as Ms. Etta, the Portland-based soul and funk singer will headline an epic and eccentric show, in celebration of her upcoming birthday. At ETTABRATION 23—the "Big Brim Birthday Bash"—attendees are strongly encouraged to wear a brimmed hat 🎩. Don't have one? You can get one at a very special pop-up of Mz. Etta’s Closet—where fans can shop Ms. Etta's fashion picks and help support the completion of her next album. Church Girl & Co (featuring Aléa Loréns) supports the Ettabration as opener. (Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi, Thurs, Dec 7, 8 pm, $18, tickets here, 21+)

Some upcoming music buzz to add to your radar.

Any reasonable person who has seen Jinkx Monsoon in any capacity, knows she is a comedic genius with undeniable musical talent. After winning season five of RuPaul’s Drag Race, she's gone on to do amazing, hilarious things. Need a refresher? Check out the performer’s music-infused standup special, Red Head Redemption, which is still tearing up streaming services. It's so recommended. But about your holiday hilarity: Back in 2020, Jinkx joined forces with friend and fellow Drag Race star BenDeLaCreme to record their high-camp, COVID-safe holiday special (which you can still stream on Prime Video). Past installments of the duo’s winter holiday shenanigans have seen the two prolific Pacific Northwest drag queens argue about the how to throw a special, interspersed with comedic musical numbers, dance, and interactions with some sentient eggnog. Whatever annual traditions are on your list, this show should be added. (Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, 1037 SW Broadway, Wed, Dec 27, 8 pm, $49.50-99.50, tickets here, show may contain adult themes and language)

A title like Dracula, a Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really defeats the chance of a snappy opening review sentence. It sounds like a '90s emo song title. And the editor in me wants to point out that putting a phrase between two commas suggests a digression. This play, could we call it Dracula Really?

The idea that Portland Center Stage's holiday-timed horror production could be called Dracula Really intrigues me on a number of levels, and—for all its titular problems—Kate Hamill's adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel engaged me the same way. By the ten-minute mark, I was invested and curious about where it all would go.

Hamill's commissioned work debuted, at Classic Stage Company, in the cursed month of February 2020. The playwright told PCS Literary Manager Kamilah Bush that she chose to adapt Dracula for its inherent difficulty, saying: "People turn into bats and wolves! It's been done a million times already! Everybody already knows the basic beats of the story! - and also it's quite, ahm, misogynistic and xenophobic."

The feminist allegories in Dracula Really do not demure. It's fair to say that all the masculine characters fall into two categories: stupid or evil. But the production succeeds on at least three levels of interpretation: 1) As a lively and entertaining horror production that feels unexpectedly perfect for the dark days of our holiday season. 2) As a pop culture-influenced romp of sarcasm and reimagined fantasy. 3) As a potentially deeper treatise on the virus-like corruption of power.

You can see it for any of those reasons and come out perfectly pleased—the last may require some moody pondering, but you're in good company.

We get a sense for these layers during the opening soliloquy by the play's madwoman Renfield (Nikki Weaver), whose prayers to a "father/ who art in Earth" adorn the sides of the stage, scrawled in chalk. Renfield recounts the pleasure that can be found in giving up power and blurs the meaning of her lines across memories of her own father, devotion to a controlling master, and metaphors for religious faith. 

This character was played by Hamill during the play's debut, and Weaver handles the delicate role masterfully. Earning an audible "she's so good" from neighbors in the audience.

The rest of the cast is similarly stacked with talent. La'Tevin Alexander was immediately charming as the comical and high-strung lawyer Jonathan Harker. Setareki Weiniqolo played the title character with amicable force. His Count Dracula is entitled to power and wields it with misguided magnanimity. Costumed in floral print pants, a button-up shirt, and loafers (sans socks), the character's business bro subtext is flying.

Horror is difficult to do in a play. Jump scares and gore don't generally work on a proscenium stage. But Dracula Really uses mood-shifting light changes and a shaded scrim to great effect. It's impressive how menacing Weiniqolo looks when he's just standing at the back of the stage, illuminated in crimson hue.

Other elements of the horror genre, like unease and humor, translated well, carried by the cast's ability to make the audience care about them. We recently raved about the stage power of Sammy Rat Rios, but her performance as Lucy Westenra was a testament to her range. If the audience doesn't care what happens to the funny and clever Lucy, the whole thing falls apart. 

Doctor Van Helsing (Cycerli Ash) was a character that felt new, but believable—unique in Ash's brusque portrayal. There were moments I couldn't hear her lines, which was a shame because she got the most laughs. Pro tip: You think that "pointy" line is from Buffy, but it's actually from Game of Thrones.

It was easy to almost lose Mina Harker (Ashley Song) in the mix. Song played Mina as unsure, but growing ever-steadier. In the end, there's only one character who changes over the course of the narrative arc. The epically-titled show may wear Dracula's name, but it's Mina's story.

Dracula, a Feminist Revenge Fantasy, Really plays on the US Bank Main Stage at Portland Center Stage at the Armory, 128 NW 11th, through Dec 24, $25-98, some nights are pay what you will, tickets here, 13+

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GOOD MORNING, PORTLAND! Whew, it's been wet out there, huh? The (super) rainy weather is set to continue today, and tomorrow, and the next day...but if you need something to look forward to, you can buy your early bird tickets for the 2024! HUMP film festival, on sale for $20 now. 

Now, early birds, here's your news.

IN LOCAL NEWS:

• Remember that off-duty Alaska Airlines pilot who, high on mushrooms, tried to sabotage a flight headed to San Francisco somewhere between Astoria and Portland? Well, a Multnomah County grand jury has decided to lower his charges— he won't face 83 counts of attempted murder (for each passenger on the plane) due to his mental health state at the time. I think this is good: From the looks of it, the pilot is not a threat to society (although I wouldn't be inclined to get on a plane if he was operating it), but you gotta wonder how his status as a white guy played into the grand jury's decision. 

• New SAVAGE LOVE just dropped:

He screwed up his longtime relationship by chasing after his unattainable neighbor. Now he's 40 years old with no obvious prospects. What's a lonely guy to do? Dan Savage rides to the rescue with some solid advice in this week's SAVAGE LOVE!https://t.co/7uEisUkjYB

— Portland Mercury 🗞 (@portlandmercury) December 5, 2023

• As mentioned earlier (and should be clear by looking out your window), the weather's been crazy. The Pineapple Express system has brought lots of rain, but weirdly balmy temperatures for December. So balmy that we've broken a few December high temp records: 

New high temperature records were broken again today (Dec 5th) across several locations. In addition, a record rainfall record was broken at Astoria. 🌡️☔️

View the report at: https://t.co/oGlFDMGdtt#ORwx #WAwx pic.twitter.com/ghhbjfOfof

— NWS Portland (@NWSPortland) December 6, 2023

Plus, thanks to all the rain, highways across the Oregon Coast are flooding and landslides have forced the cancellation of Amtrak trains between Seattle and Portland. And, very sadly, two people have been found dead flooded Portland-area waterways. Be careful out there, folks!

The Stillaguamish river has reached a record height today of 21.34 feet. This is the highest the river has ever gotten in recorded history. As a result many homes, farms and some businesses in the area are flooded. Many roads are impassible. #wawx #flood #AtmosphericRiver pic.twitter.com/6CXucvI4zY

— Benjamin Jurkovich (@BenJurkovichWX) December 6, 2023

• State Rep. Maxine Dexter has entered the race to succeed Rep. Earl Blumenauer in Oregon's 3rd District, joining Multnomah County Commissioner Susheela Jayapal and Gresham City Councilor Eddy Morales in the field of folks vying for the seat. Dexter said she is "progressive to her core," but she thinks she has a leg-up on the other candidates in her ability to shore up moderate votes, too. 

Don't miss the funniest live game show in town: TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate! Special guest comedian Adam Pasi competes against you—the audience—in a HOLIDAY battle of good vs. evil (and fun)! Next Wednesday @sirentheaterpdx!https://t.co/AkPQnBecq2

— Portland Mercury 🗞 (@portlandmercury) December 5, 2023

• Jozi, a rhinoceros at the Oregon Zoo, gave birth to a rhino baby last night. According to the zoo's birth announcement, the newborn rhino is healthy, weighing in about 100 pounds, and the two are chillin' out of the public eye in the maternity den. This is important information because 1) rhinos are a critically endangered species, so new ones are always welcome into the world and 2) looking at the photos of Jozi and her new baby, I was able to understand for the first time that rhinoceroses are just modern dinosaurs. They look kinda weird, but I'm into it. Anyway, congrats Jozi.  

IN NATIONAL/WORLD NEWS:

• After reaching a tentative agreement last month, 78 percent of unionized Hollywood actors have voted to ratify the contract with film studios, officially ending the nearly-four-month strike. The "aye" vote margins were pretty high, but clearly not unanimous, with some actors voicing concerns that the contract gives too much leeway to studios with regard to artificial intelligence. But with the contract being ratified, plus the end of the screenwriters', United Auto Workers, and Portland teachers' work walkouts, we're coming to an end of a hot labor year with most of the loose ends tied up...for now, at least. 

•  November is the sixth month in a row that Earth set a monthly heat record, which will probably tally up to make this year the hottest on record. Meanwhile, world leaders are doing just about nothing at the COP28 climate conference in Dubai, with heavy emitting countries trying to sabotage a strong pact to phase out fossil fuels. 

• On the bright side, English trip hop group Massive Attack (best known for the absolute banger "House M.D." theme song) have planned a one-day music festival entirely powered by renewable energy. The musicians say the goal is to improve sustainability in the music industry and show other artists a pathway to polluting less. (Maybe you'll want to listen up, Taylor "Private Jet" Swift.) 

• Hugh Grant's really out here promoting the new "Wonka" movie with a lot of gusto and enthusiasm:

Hugh Grant Said That He "Hated" Making "Wonka": "I Have Lots Of Children And Need Money" https://t.co/OASv33bWUx

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) December 5, 2023

• Republicans vying for the 2024 presidential nomination will take the stage again tonight for their fourth primary debate, this time with a smaller pool of candidates duking it out (still no Donald Trump, though). Participants will be Chris Christie, Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, and Vivek Ramaswamy, the latter of whom has horrible opinions and no political experience, so is therefore, obviously, rising to the top of the candidate pool. Don't get me wrong, though: the rest of them are not good alternatives. What ridiculousness will happen on stage tonight? I, for one, won't be watching. But godspeed to you if you enjoy torturing yourself on a Wednesday night.

• And with that...happy Wednesday! 

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— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) December 6, 2023

I know, inconceivable right?! That orange subliterate stands a real chance at major fuck over part deux. But it's true. And I am trying to think of a way to make whatever the courts do irrelevant as far as potus is concerned. And then I got to thinking about Abramoff's play book and thought...What if? What if everyone, who would rather illiterate boy not get the chance, registered as a republican for the primary and voted for anyone other orange piece of turd or the grand wizard from florida? And then reregistered afterward? Because I have my doubts that the courts are going to lock his ass up any time soon. What if?

Are you looking for a hilarious, live comedy show where YOU can walk away with a fabulous PRIZE (or two)?

Well, you're in luck, because Mercury Geniuses of Comedy, Arlo Weierhauser and Kate Murphy, are your hosts for the most diabolical, hilarious, and EVIL live game show in town… TWO EVILS! Join Arlo and Kate as they ask a series of truly evil questions, and it’s up to our special guest contestant and the audience (who will vote on their phones) to decide which is the lesser of TWO VERY EVIL ANSWERS. Are there prizes? You bet your butt! Is there comedy? Oh, absolutely! And even better, this will be our special ho-ho-HOLIDAY EPISODE! 🎄🎅💀

Plus, this time around we'll be welcoming special guest comedian (and "Portland's Funniest Person" recipient, ADAM PASI! Oh, and guess what? If you bring a can of food or non-perishable food donation for Urban Gleaners (helping those suffering from food insecurity) you'll be entered to win a wickedly sweet PRIZE!

SO GET THOSE TIX QUICK NOW AND HERE! 

Don’t miss the most delightful and morally corrupt comedy game show of the century… TWO EVILS with Arlo & Kate!

WHEN: Wednesday, December 13, doors 7 PM / 7:30 pm show

WHERE: The Siren Theater, 3913 NE Mississippi

TICKETS: $15 advance, $20 door

Presented by your pals at the Portland Mercury!

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