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Snag this Delray Beach compound and you’ll receive the actual Skyfall Aston Martin, because a 309 inch screen and a hidden poker lounge apparently weren’t enough commitment to the bit. Nine bedrooms, zero subtlety, one very expensive fan theory.

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Enjoy a childhood classic in a brand and boozy new way by sitting down for a few rounds of Drunk Uno. This 21+ version of the beloved card game comes with four labeled shot glasses in addition to a handy plastic carrying case.

Turn your life into an ongoing episode of Fear Factor by signing for this study from The Pest Informer. They’re paying homeowners up to $2,000 to release 100 American roaches into the home in order to test out new treatments for eradicating those ...

Bid on history with Chassis 0, the very first Ferrari Luce ever built. Paint shifts from green to violet depending on the light, paired with Perla leather and Grigio Corvara trim. Auctioned without reserve, proceeds funding Ferrari’s future auto school.

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Chivalry might be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still dress like a knight in modern times with these armored knight hoodies. Featuring a retractable helmet and reinforced stitching, your armored knight hoodie is sure to last through many joustings.