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FOLLOWING the huge success of The Celebrity Traitors the BBC is planning to produce a spin-off of Strictly Come Dancing with celebrities.
Corporation chiefs believe a version of the Saturday night favourite with famous stars instead of ordinary members of the public could be another massive hit.
A spokesman said: “There’s clea...
THE foundations of a father’s identity have been shaken after he decided to put the heating on before November.
Wayne Hayes, 47, has started to question every aspect of his existence after he apparently voluntarily reached for the central heating controls and made the house a pleasant temperature, even though by any measure it is still only autumn.
...THE Egyptian mummy removed from display at a Glasgow museum has confessed he felt violated by hundreds of eyes crawling over his linen-wrapped body.
Nekht, who was removed from his tomb by archaeologists in 1902 without his permission in a process he describes as ‘deeply traumatising’, has been on display for more than 100 years before anyone thought t...
THE government’s ‘Be Ready’ campaign is advising Britons on how to prepare for threats like extreme weather and cyber-attacks. Here girlfriend Nikki Hollis interprets that advice.
Stockpile scented candles
The last thing you want if food supplies are cut off is to run out of scented candles. And other people will be stockpiling them too ...
WANT to keep your sex life exciting, but also find those earbuds you keep losing? Try these erotic positions and buying pricey replacements will be a thing of the past.
Reverse cowgirl
Start with this, because it allows you to do a thorough visual sweep of the room, and we all know how far those little earbud bastards can travel after fal...