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LEWIS Hamilton has done his bit to go ‘Instagram official’ with Kim Kardashian by posting a picture of her. It’s not the only online dating trend we’re all supposed to be doing. 

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Dating someone to raise your status, which in the social media sphere means finding a partner with lots of followers and ‘clout’. This surely...


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SCOTLAND have announced they have been knocked out of the World Cup before playing their first game, with fans largely unsurprised.

The team said that, despite being eliminated before their scheduled game against Haiti on Sunday and in fact before the opening game of the tournament, they had achieved more than they ever hoped to and made Scotland proud...


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WITH no new Doctor Who on the horizon, its most loyal fans are free to resume their notoriously hedonistic lifestyles.

The BBC’s decision to put the show on hold means its fanbase can return to the all-night raves and sex parties they enjoyed before they got sidetracked by the 2005 revival.

Whovian Martin Bishop said: “Britain’s nightlife...


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ZOOKEEPERS have revealed the 412 animals who will successfully predict the results of this year’s World Cup.

The animals hope to follow in the footsteps of 2010’s Paul the Octopus in a competition pundits predict will be far more intense and interesting than the actual games.

Wayne Hayes of London Zoo said: “Brett the zebra, with the uncanny abi...


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