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EVERYONE loves a get-together they organised, full of their mates. Everyone except the partner they’re dragging along who develops a terrible cough the night before:
School reunion
You’ve been in touch with a few of them, but now there’s an official event of your whole year, and you absolutely have to bring your wife to prove t...
THE late Princess Diana’s famous revenge dress is up for sale, competitively starting at less than the average British house. Where are you wearing it?
Callie Ryan, socialite: “The September 24th PTA meeting. Teach the pricks to vote me off the health and safety committee for ‘persistent non-attendance’. They’ll see what they’re missi...
THE members of the House of Lords have explained they cannot pass a bill about dying because it really hits home given where they are in life.
The peers, whose average age is 70, explained they have lived long lives, do not wish to end them and will therefore obstruct any bill that mentions death on the grounds they are against it.
The leader o...
LIKE annoying pop songs, numbers from the past have a habit of sticking in your head. Good luck ever forgetting these.
118 118
Before the internet, directory enquiry providers were the alternative to scouring phone books. 118 118 did that and charged you for it, but by 2010 they were in serious decline thanks to easy internet a...
DONALD Trump has offered the public various recollections of his actions on September 11th, 2001. Finally he lays out his full timeline for the day:
8.30am
I was in my golden office in Trump Tower, the third tallest building in Manhattan, making deals. The greatest deals, just beautiful deals. What a day that was for deals.
8.44...