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OFF to sunny climes completely not expecting it to piss it down? These unfulfilling emergency pastimes will take your mind off knowing you could be in Britain for free.
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There’s a big telly in your apartment you barely noticed when the sun was shining, but now it’s lamping it down stair rods you can resort to the great British pas...
YOUR teenage years are notoriously awkward, so what advice would you give to Prince George, who turned 13 this week?
Oliver O’Connor, delivery driver: “Try not to worry about not having a girlfriend. Oh, I forgot even the most twattish Royals have gorgeous women falling at their feet. F**k you, you jammy little bastard.”
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MILLIONS of Britons have agreed to end the misery of painfully awkward occasional conversations with their neighbours.
With the summer weather causing more people to have outdoor chats, neighbours are finally confronting the problem by agreeing to pretend the other person literally does not exist.
Tom Logan of Crewe said: “Every time I see...
WAKING up with a hangover so intense that jets of purple liquid spray from my eyeballs, I take a hydration break with several gallons of spring water to bring myself back to baseline.
In my irritable state, I ring the bell to call my useless new assistant. With a timid rap at the door, he comes quivering into my hallowed chambers.
‘You rang, Arc...