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Brandon, MB – Local meteorologists confirmed today what residents already felt in their hearts: the light rain forecast for this weekend will do absolutely nothing to address the bird shit situation. “We’ve run the models,” said Environment Canada meteorologist Dr. Paul Hettrick. “We expect 3.4 mm of rainfall over a six-hour period. It’s enough to […]
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QUEEN’S PARK – The Federal Government has announced it will not support a proposed expansion of Billy Bishop Airport, leaving Premier Doug Ford searching for the right moment to inform Ontarians that he bought himself another private jet using taxpayer money. “I really thought this island airport expansion was a done deal,” explained Ford to […]
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VICTORIA, B.C. – Minister for Housing and Municipal Affairs Christine Boyle has announced that the provincial government will legalize polygamy in an effort to address the ballooning cost of housing. “Right now the vast majority of family accommodating housing is unaffordable even for two working partner families,” explained Boyle, “so to solve that problem we’re […]
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Sharbot Lake, ON – The excitement of an overseas vacation has turned to anxiety for a local man over the perceived olive-based diet of his destination. Ted LaFleur, 43, says while he is excited to visit Greece for the first time, he’s concerned about the food, as he hates olives. “As I understand it,” he […]
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CANADA – Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating “Again with this bullshit?” “Help me out in understanding this. He’s really fucking going back to this goddamn well again?” cursed the entire populations of Sarnia, Medicine Hat, Winnipeg, Corner Brook, and Yellowknife, “I mean I thought we […]
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