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OTTAWA – Following public comments in which Conservative MP Jamil Jivani blamed Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney for failed trade talks with U.S. President Donald Trump, Canadians across the country have responded by each kicking in a few bucks to purchase him a one way ticket to travel to Washington D.C. and never return. “Liberal […]
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OTTAWA — Minutes before President Trump’s midnight deadline, tariff talks between Canada and the United States that you assumed failed weeks ago failed. Prime Minister Carney addressed the nation this morning, explaining how the trade talks that all Canadians had understandably assumed were concluded “way back before the new Spider-Man was in theatres” had in […]
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WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed “deal-making genius”, has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neighbourly friendliness. “I wanted to make a deal with the Canadians, but they were too nasty for me,” proclaimed Trump about a […]
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TORONTO – Following reports that thousands of people have mistakenly shown up to Rogers Centre for concerts happening at Rogers Stadium, the Rogers Centre has installed brand new signs outside each gate telling patrons how to locate the Rogers Stadium. The signage begins by welcoming visitors to the ROGERS CENTRE before immediately clarifying that it […]
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EDMONTON – In the wake of Elections Alberta officially requesting help from Elections BC and Saskatchewan to carry out the planned fall referendum on Albertan independence, several United Conservative Party officials stress that this will definitely be the last time they need help from Canada. “Let me repeat myself. The country of Canada and every […]
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