[EMPLOYEE] Hey boss, can we have a quick chat in private?
[BOSS] Uh oh... What’s up?
[EMPLOYEE] It’s been great working here the last three years. I’ve learned a bunch and had a good time.
[BOSS] I’m glad. You’re one of my best guys. I can always rely on you.
[EMPLOYEE] The thing is... I’ve decided to move on. Work for someone else. This is my...