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Heated Rivalry, a new Canadian romance series, has exploded in popularity since it premiered on HBO Max last week. Here is everything you need to know about the show.
Q: What is the plot?
A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.
Q: Where does it take place?</s...
Mike Gomez, 50, died Friday after learning that even a saltwater crocodile can be pushed too far.
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SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans all eye contact during sex. “Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox, who criticized...
