There appears to be no off-ramp yet, as the destruction and death toll mount in both countries.

“I’m ready for the exciting last thirty seconds of the basketball game which stretch into twenty-five minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.”

The Sports Bra started as an inside joke between a chef and her friends. It created a national trend.

1. Cut FEMA flood budget. Make Bezos send wet places salad spinners to dry out stuff. 2. No more brown or yellow M&M’s. Low I.Q., emotionally unstable.

Can you guess when these New Yorker cartoons were originally published?