The New Yorker - All Humour

Honesty isn’t always the best policy.

No one knows Marco Rubio’s age. It’s part of his mystery. So is his height. Look it up. No one knows.

Inaction in action.

I’d have dozens of packages shipped to me from USPSS, USP, and FidEx that only require my signature to obtain.

Drawings from the August 10, 2026, magazine.