Nausea can be a sign that labor is approaching, but it’s also a sign of so many other things—reading the news, for example.

Maybe the Justice Department should try a Word Search puzzle and a Connect the Dots.

Generate yourself as a [age] [gender] who sounds like [parental figure or lost loved one] mixed with [favorite entertainer].

Bunly: State Nickname: The Creamy Leftovers State. State Motto: “Oops, I left it in Bunly.” State Gemstone: The humble pebble.

If the San Andreas Fault opens up, we’ll send Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson to help. Not to help you, specifically—he’ll just generally lend a hand in California.