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INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY

Jerry is on the couch. Elaine flips through a magazine. Kramer is leaning out the window for no reason. Newman sits at the table eating something crunchy and mysterious.

ELAINE: Gas is five dollars again.

JERRY: Gas doesn’t even have numbers anymore. It’s just...


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INT. JERRY’S APARTMENT – DAY

ELAINE is staring at a sad, shriveled plant.

ELAINE: What happened here?

JERRY (casual): Oh yeah… poor thing. I forgot to water it before I went on the road last week.

ELAINE: Forgot to water it? : It’s a plant! That’s the one thing it needs!


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Can you believe its that time again?  And only $55!  With free shipping!

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Winning does not follow Steve Cohen around.  Last night he was at the Knicks game and the Knicks were winning for most of the game….until the very end.  One could call it a collapse.


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Friends,

I have been encouraged to issue a MENDOZA WATCH for the New York Mets.  This is stunning because usually we would start at a Mendoza Watch Watch (to see what the media is saying about a Mendoza Watch) or a Mendoza Watch Watch Watch (to see if the media had yet started writing about a Mendoza Watch)

With an off-day today and an 11 game losin...


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