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God has found Catholics just don't get the message. He favors Baptists but Catholics keep trying to get in the door. That is why God sometimes practices tough-love.

In Ecuador, a priest was droning on with his mass when God had had enough. He dumped the church's cross on the head of the priest and killed him. I suppose people will say it was an accident or the cross...

I was refreshing to read a lawyer-like article about the Satanist here in Iowa who want to have a display in the Iowa capitol just like Christians have a display. During the Christmas season, the Satanists want to put up their ugly display next to the beautiful plastic Baby Jesus. A good Christian destroyed it one year. The next year Governor Reynolds declined Satan's request be...

I was excited to learn about a contest that Landover Baptist can enter and is a sure bet to win. Some outfit that studies and promotes media, Great America Media, will give an award to a church in a small American town for its Christmas Services and for its contribution to its community. The winner will receive national publicity and a lot of attention at Christmastime.

The sound values that lead to a happy life are being eroded daily. The latest is women who keep their own last name, or use it with a hyphen, instead of dropping their former family's name forever and placing themselves under the name of their husband. This rebellious practice is even being followed by women who claim to be Christian.

A household is a tiny company. ...

What not?

Gofuck yourself, Landover.

Fuck you and your lethargy.

Fuck you and Pistor Pistle, and Ezekiel who cannot complete a Quebec broad's purpose and depth.


Fuck your false Jesus.



Fuck you. Because I can. Merci.