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I found this song my son Quincy wrote in the pocket of his jacket. I was deeply moved. He was a very conscious man and considerate of those he fornicated with to ensure they didn't catch disease. Sung to the tune of Beast of Burden by The Rolling Stones.

I don't want my penis burning
I swear to God I can feel it burning!
I just want to be STD freeeeee!

Good Sunday Afternoon Friends,

I just got back from an excellent sermon learning about Hebrews; I hope everyone else on here has gone to church also. However, I have found that my parents purchased something that has invited the devil into their house! Right from the grocery store. They purchased Village Farms Campari tomatoes. What is concerning about it is it has in l...

Ok! Well, I'm just fearful for the children. The priests do what they want!! And we get rewarded for saying nothing, but let me tell you! These Catholic priests call accepting homosexuality is progressiveness but what they are really looking for is to have sex with our children and not be reproached! They think they are giving their blessings from God.


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Dear Brothers and Sisters in The Lord, today, June 19th, 2026 is a Woke national holiday when it should be a normal Friday.

Juneteenth is described as the day which commemorates "The emancipation of enslaved African Americans in the U.S." Furthermore, we are supposed to use this day to "reflect on the journey to freedom, the resilience of a people, and the ongoing pursu...

Added to the worry about the Obamas, Clintons, Bidens, etc., some Christians are bringing up a new concern. Frankly, it is a concern I share. There are any number of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO) out there. New reports come in all the time. We have seen pictures of them here on our LBC site. Concerned Christians have began to discuss the possibility, and probability, those o...