The Hat Chat Podcast

We name ourselves the greatest podcast of 2026 and work out how to barter water for petrol in the apocalypse. Alex explains how he got rich in a LARP economy, with help from a sugar daddy who conveniently got assassinated. Ross gets stuck behind a man in Tesco haggling a broken toilet brush down to 20p. Plus floppy disks in air traffic control, Kellogg’s taking the rice out o...

The episode kicks off on a bit of a downer as we say goodbye to Sir Patrick Stewart, which somehow turns into a full-on Star Trek argument. Then it all goes off the rails. We plan a Halloween party where the whole house gets gunged, with a portable-toilet sucker truck booked for the clean-up. Trott wants to dig out his basement to stockpile for World War 3, sewer escape route...

We question the nostalgic feeling behind buying console games and that special feeling you had when you were on your way home to play the latest release and mourn the future generation's loss of the value we had behind video game titles. Our government have advised us to stock up on at least 3 days of food with no real warning for why that could be...we ponder the pre...

We (the super cool Hat Films guys) cover some pretty gross topics in this one, Ross admits he was never a fan of Skyrim and then we hear about the horrific stench of Pokemon competitions and Comicon events. There's some mockery of the latest Tesla event and concerns for trotts favourite categories on the hub. We hope you enjoy and check out all 233 other Hat Chat episodes as ...