Everybody knows goats run dis country.
Sure, humans think it's their farms. Their fences. Their gardens. Their garbage cans. Dat's adorable. Truth is, nothin' happens on dis mountain unless the herd says it happens. Need a fence knocked down? A flower bed "redecorated"? Somebody's prize tomatoes mysteriously disappearin' in the middle of the night? Ey... accident...
Sure, humans think it's their farms. Their fences. Their gardens. Their garbage cans. Dat's adorable. Truth is, nothin' happens on dis mountain unless the herd says it happens. Need a fence knocked down? A flower bed "redecorated"? Somebody's prize tomatoes mysteriously disappearin' in the middle of the night? Ey... accident...