A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde were all in a car driving down an empty road that stretched for miles alongside a farm.

Here at Storyteller, we're committed to giving you valuable lessons, so, you should listen to us, we're kind-of experts...

    A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 50th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel...

    A Chinese guy is sitting next to a Jewish guy on an airplane, flying from Shanghai to Tel Aviv 

Out of the blue, the Jewish guy slaps the Chinese guy so hard that his head reverberates!

 That awkward moment when…

you say goodbye to someone and then both walk in the same direction...

    An Englishman, a German and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.

The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.

The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Englishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.

The Englishman smiled and said, "Tie the Frenchman to my back."

Image: Patrick Chappatte

In my past life, I was a warrior for an Indian Tribe, and was madly in love with the chief's daughter

    In 1952 the New York Philharmonic was on a national tour and on their way home from the west coast when their flight was grounded in Kansas due to bad weather...

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

    A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The New Hampshire Senator sent Valve boss, Gabe Newell, a letter decrying the vast amount of user-generated politically incorrect content on the giant gaming platform.

    A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died...

     A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

Hardware occasionally fails. Software occasionally works.

 

Am I Crazy, an Idiot, Stupid, or a Nobody?

    Be Careful What You Wish For

The holidays are over, and I've set a New Years resolution for myself: 1920x1080

Bart was a regular fellow, quite charming actually. But he farted often than most...

    At a meeting after 20 years since graduation, a blonde, a brunette, and a red meet and start bragging.