Sports Mockery

The Chicago Bears traded for Garrett Bradbury in March, sending a 5th round pick to the New England Patriots for the veteran center. It was easy to understand. Their original starter, Drew Dalman, had a...

Former Chicago Cubs pitcher and World Series champion Kyle Hendricks retired after a 12-year MLB career following his 2025 season with the Los Angeles Angels. He’ll always be remembered for his starts in the NLCS and World Series during the team’s 2016 World Series run, and while it seemed like a match made in heaven, Hendricks is back working in MLB, but it’s not with the C...

The Chicago Bears‘ 2026 draft class is best described as…unorthodox. Things started with clear intent. They selected Oregon safety Dillon Thieneman in the 1st round, finding that second starter next to ...

I didn’t put too much thought into how Kyle Tucker was perceived in his one year with the Chicago Cubs. He was and still is the silent type with the Cubs, but that doesn’t really matter when you’re performing. Tucker was a star in his first three months with the Cubs, but then a finger injury completely derailed his 2025 season. A second injury killed Tucker’s momentum in Se...

Remember when Bob Nightengale reported that the Chicago Cubs were going to sign free agent starting pitcher Zac Gallen to a multi-year contract? That was somewhat surprising news, given how early it was in free agency, and a major revelation for Gallen, who did not have any agreement with the Cubs. Reporters around the industry almost instantly refuted Nightengale’s informat...