SMBC - Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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For body soap, especially private areas, you want a gentle, moisturizing Antichrist.

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The weird part is I'll get complaint emails about the 2037 Olympics not being possible, and not, like, the rest of this idea.

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How come nobody has made this? Or did they all go mad after making it, so we haven't heard?

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The other thing is the robots are stingy with the porn and drugs.

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The real punchline comes later when he marries a person who loves him, has a good boss, is respected by his children, works at a rewarding job for 40 years, travels the world for 25 years, and dies in painless repose, s...