Are you looking for a gift for a sad, lonely man who would love to use a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with at night, so it can become his 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! Introducing the buttress pillow! The company that makes it claims that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just to have a laugh.

But wait, there’s more! If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Don’t worry: it’s not creepy at all! But wait, there’s even more! When not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand! Amazing, isn’t it?

According to buttress pillow company website: “The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover.” That’s a polite way to say that this freaky thing is comfortable and kinda-a-little environmentally friendly.

If you feel like this bootiful pillow is something you’d spend your hard-earned money on, you can get it on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.

Ah, the life of a bumblebee. Constantly flying from flower to flower, collecting nectar and spreading pollen. But after a long day of work, even the hardest working bees need a break. Sometimes bumblebees get so tired that they fall asleep in flowers with pollen all over their little furry bee butts, so they end up on this site. Work-life balance is important, folks. Don’t work yourself to death.

What to do when your bumblebee is tired? To give the bumblebee a brief energy boost and the carbs it needs to fly, mix white sugar and water 50/50. Offer a drop or two of sugar water up to the bee’s front end (not the butt) on a teaspoon or an upside-down drink cap in a sheltered place, and give it time to recuperate. Brown sugar should not be used since bumblebees find it difficult to digest.

Being a parent is similar to being a superhero, except that your goal is to keep your house standing and your kids alive rather than saving the world. You have to preserve some form of your own sanity while also keeping the peace, resolving conflicts, handling finances, cooking, and warding off illnesses. And just when you think you have everything under control, your children find a fresh, original techniques to test your patience. Scroll down to read the funniest parenting tweets and don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.

If you enjoyed these tweets, don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.

With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes us wonder what’s going on in the world. Are they really that comfortable? Or do they possess a covert cult-like following? Who knows, but all we can say is that Crocs are a testament that the world is a strange place. Scroll down to see our top 10 choices for Croc accessories that you can plug in those holes so your dignity doesn’t leak out!

Wearing Crocs already makes you a style king or high fashion queen, however what if there was a way to make them just a little spicier? This design allows the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap and you’ll be flying past your friends with such aerodynamics that you’ll be a speed demon. The rumor has it that a rear spoiler adds extra 50 mph to your walking speed.

Testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable nuts for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. This would surely be a perfect gift for someone who has everything. With an added value of polluting the planet with even more cheap plastic crap so turtles and baby seals have something to choke on.

Even outlaws need to sip their whiskey with a comfortable pair of Crocs on their feet, which is why this hilariously dumb product is bringing out the inner-cowboy in all of us. Transport your heels to the Wild West with these Croc spurs! Release your inner cowboy!

For those stubborn Crocs wearers that just can’t stop wearing them in the winter and getting their socks all wet while they let their dog outside to pee, there’s a snow plow Croc attachment that has a light that attaches above each Crocs plow to light the way as you plow the snow in front of you at night just like any standard snow plow! The light-up Croc snow plow attachment even has an angled plow that will push the snow to each side of your Croc. Really convenient, isn’t it?

With Croc lobster claw charms you can finally live out your childhood dream of being a superhero with lobster claws. Also great for making a lasting impression on your beach date. Just flash those lobster claws and watch their eyes light up. Who needs flowers when you’ve got crustacean power?

Because they are so hideous, Crocs are the ideal footwear for ogres. They are the epitome of ugly footwear with their bulbous designs and garish colors. They are the ideal fit for Shrek, who isn’t exactly known for his sense of fashion.

For those who have been looking for the ideal way to tow their trailer while remaining fashionable and comfortable, there is at last a solution! Introducing the trailer hitch for Crocs, the essential gadget for everyone who enjoys towing trailers while also wearing Crocs. No more sacrificing comfort for utility or vice versa. With the help of this innovative idea, you may travel comfortably while keeping your feet cozy in your trusty Crocs.

The Crocs twin muffler exhaust is a real hot commodity. You can now move with the intensity of a heavyweight champion rather than creeping about in silence. People will be aware of your arrival from a mile away and will move aside. Just picture the looks on their faces as you get closer; it will be a true fashion statement. The best thing, though? No more smelly shoes! Any smells will be blown away by the exhaust with a hurricane’s force.

Want to add some fun and flavor to your footwear? Introducing the realistic food Crocs charms! These little charms will turn your ordinary Crocs into a culinary adventure. Imagine cruising around with a crispy chicken nugget hanging off your shoe, or showing off your love for pizza with a slice attached to your Croc!

There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs (Croception). That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.

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Why settle for just any social media manager when you can have a social media manager with a great sense of humor? With their quick wit and clever jokes, they’ll keep boring posts at bay. Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation definitely made the right choice when they hired whoever manages their Twitter account. Scroll down to see the funniest posts!

There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.

If we had to write an advertisement for this product, it would go something like this: “Get ready to upgrade your Croc game with Mini-Crocs! These mini-sized versions of the classic Crocs design will have you walking around with double the comfort and double the style. You’ll be the talk of the town, with everyone asking where they can get their own Mini-Crocs to turn themselves into a fashion icon!”

If you are concerned about the environment, you probably shouldn’t get these. They are the perfect size for some seal choke on them, and they’ll probably end up in the great garbage patch in the Pacific ocean anyways. Yes, the world is doomed because of mankind’s lust for Mini-Crocs!

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The poop industry is clearly booming, with things like the poop knife becoming so popular, it was only a matter of time that the poop market leaked into the tea market. Now, here we are introducing the pooping butt tea infuser that might be a great gift for someone who has a juvenile sense of humor.

It’s essentially a butt along with a pile of poo that sits in your cup brewing up your tea. It’s disgusting, yet oddly hilarious. This infuser works by placing your tea leaves inside the poo pile, then dunking the device into your tea mug. The butt will prop up on the side of your mug, while the stool sits at the bottom brewing up your tea.

It’s made from high-quality food-grade silicone which also has excellent heat resistance as well as cold resistance. The material is soft, non-toxic, and tasteless, so it won’t affect the flavor of your tea after using it. However, we must warn that it might affect what your friends think of you.

Here’s how we imagine this product was invented: once upon a time, there was a person who loved tea but hated getting up from the toilet to make it. One day, as they were sitting on the throne, an idea struck them like a ton of bricks. Why not combine the two activities and create a butt-shaped tea infuser? And thus, the pooping butt tea infuser was born! It quickly became a best-seller and now there’s probably an entire factory somewhere in rural China that makes only these tea infusers.

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Having a great social media team is like having a personal cheerleading squad, but instead of pom-poms, they’ve got a keyboard. They’re the ones who make you look good on the internet, crafting witty tweets, posting eye-catching Instagram stories, and managing your online reputation with the precision of a Swiss watch. National Park Service have made the right choice with whoever is managing their Twitter account. Scroll down to see some of their best tweets!

Having a good relationship with the crazy cat lady in your life is crucial. Trust me, you don’t want to end up on her bad side. Make sure to keep her happy by showering her with gifts! And remember, when it comes to the crazy cat lady, it’s always better to give than receive.

Cat butt tissue holder? What a brilliant idea! We have all seen regular boring tissue holders, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing tissues in its rectal area. Lovely gift for someone who adores cats.

Cat brush that you hold in your mouth and use it by fake licking your cat with each stroke of the giant tongue brush sticking out of your mouth? Yes, that’s exactly how we imagine crazy cat ladies brush their pets.

The crazy cat lady action figure is the greatest toy ever invented. It’s the perfect combination of nostalgia and absurdity, bringing to life the beloved stereotype of the quirky cat lady in plastic form. Comes with six cats. Because of course it does.

It’s not easy to be a fashionable cat owner in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Regular boring cat hat is no longer enough. Now you have to get a bonnet for your pet to keep up with the times!

Choosing the right gravy boat is serious business. Sure you could go the traditional route, and select a regular boring gravy boat, but if you’re looking to just get downright weird, this puking cat gravy boat ought to do the trick.

What better way to wake up and smell the coffee, look down and see a cat behind to rest your mug on? Isn’t it an awesome idea? It is. Cat butt coasters must be on every crazy cat lady’s coffee table.

Picture this: a shower curtain featuring two cats that look like they’re posing for their own Titanic-themed movie poster. It would really tie the bathroom together!

Cat head egg mold is great for Sunday morning breakfast with the family. And by family we of course mean crazy cat lady and her five cats.

Exploding kittens card game is a highly-strategic, kitty-powered version of Russian roulette where players draw cards until someone draws an exploding kitten, at which point they explode, they are dead, and they are out of the game – unless that player has a defuse card.

Perpetually ahead of its time, Dancing With Cats presents scores of delightful and inspiring photos of people and cats engaging in their favorite dance routines as well as moving testimonies of the personal transformations brought about through this uniquely joyous form of human-animal connection.

Cleaning the kitchen? Working on your assignment? Going grocery shopping? Sorry, no can do. I can’t get up now. The cat is on my lap.

If you see someone with scratches all over their hands, don’t worry, they’re not in a fight club… they’re just a crazy cat lady. Their feline friends have claimed them as their own personal scratching post and they’re just showing off their love. It’s important to not get those scratches infected. That’s why crazy cat lady bandages is a perfect gift.

Zen meets cats (and kitty litter) in this calming zen garden kit that includes everything you need to reach ultimate enlightenment.

Cats have always been known for their quirks, but did you know some of them have aspirations to become mythical creatures? Yes, you heard that right, some cats dream of becoming unicorns. They believe that the only thing standing between them and their dream is a unicorn horn. That’s why they need an inflatable unicorn horn to complete their transformation.

Over 200 cat themed magnetic word tiles. Rearrange the words to write poems, messages to your roommates, or generative esoteric word art masterpieces whose meaning is lost even to you. Magnetic poetry is both a creative writing aid, and just a really fun and limitless toy. They’re not just fridge words, you can write an ode on your commode, an elegy on your doorknob, a haiku on your car hood, or a novelette on your omelette maker.

Cats are the true rulers of the world, for one simple reason: people are dicks. While humans bicker and fight over petty nonsense, cats sit back and enjoy the show. They have the kind of calm demeanor that can only come from knowing that they’re the superior species. People are always letting each other down, but cats never disappoint.

Being a lifetime member of the crazy cat lady club would be the ultimate badge of honor. Imagine a world where having more cats than friends is not only acceptable, but celebrated!

The scented candle specifically made for when the cat poops is the perfect gift for any crazy cat lady. It’s like saying, “I understand and accept the fact that you live with a tiny fur-covered room stinker, and I support you.”

Cats have a curious habit of trying to escape the house, just to return seconds later as if nothing happened. It’s as if they’re saying, “I’m just going to check if the grass is greener on the other side… nope, still the same color, I’ll be back.” This doormat will reduce the amount of such escapes.

Don’t let those fluffy fur coats and adorable meows fool you, folks. Deep down inside, every cat is just a ferocious lion waiting to be unleashed. They may seem like cute little house pets, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the world and and dreaming to become an apex predator to enslave us all. With this sling bag you can make you cat’s dream come true without risking your life.

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How did you end up here? Did you write in Google “Hitler cats” or “cats that look like Hitler”? Why would you search for such a weird thing? Are you really THAT bored at work? Anyways… Some cats just want to do the usual cat things like playing, sleeping, or catching birds. These cats, however, want to invade Poland. We call them Kitlers.

What’s the story behind “cats that look like Hitler” meme? Koos Plegt and Paul Neve back in the 2006 created a site CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com  and it became widely known after being featured on several TV shows across Europe and Australia. Even Stephen Colbert mentioned the site in his “The Colbert Report” in July 2010. The site is seemingly no longer maintained, as the webpage has not been updated in a long time. That’s where we come in with this gallery featuring the latest and greatest Kitlers.

Viktor&Rolf is the avant-garde luxury fashion house founded in 1993 by fashion artists Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren that took the cake at Paris fashion week when they introduced their women’s fashion collection for spring 2023. Modern fashion is like a clown car, you never know what insane thing will come out next. From neon-colored hair to clothes that look like they were made out of garbage bags, to humans wearing other humans, it’s clear that you have to be a special kind of crazy to keep up with it all. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting! Just don’t be surprised if you see your coworkers or friends sporting a tutu and a pair of galoshes, because in the world of fashion, anything is possible.

The couch is where the heart is for some people. It’s warm, it’s comfy, the TV is nearby. They may even have a mini-fridge next to it! Those people are called couch potatoes, because they have completely mastered the art of laziness, and we have 20 funny gifts to support their life choice.

Immortalize your captivating social interactions by maintaining a record of all the notable individuals who have sat next to you with a couch guest book. Now, your guests can leave more than just a butt impression on the cushion.

Can’t be bothered to get up to read? Not a problem. With these lazy glasses you can lie down on your comfortable bed and still be able to enjoy a good book or magazine. The lazy glasses use a clever prism design to let you recline and look forward at the same time.

These chips-eating bong-hitting couch potato garden gnomes get out at least. Not like the lazy bastard that’s about to receive them as a gift.

Couch, the ultimate throne of relaxation and leisure, also doubles as the perfect place to get drunk. After all, what goes better with a good couch-sitting session than a glass of wine in hand? It’s like they were made for each other. The couch cradles you in its cushy embrace while the booze soothes your soul. Too bad you have to get up to get another bottle…

Being a couch potato can be a lonely life. Sure, you’ve got your TV, your snacks, and your trusty remote, but what about companionship? That’s where potato pillows come in. If things get desperate, you can even talk to them.

Pop open a refreshing beverage with the most practical gadget in your house – the remote control bottle opener that allows you to seamlessly switch from opening a bottle of premium beer to changing the channel on your TV in just a matter of seconds, even during an exciting episode of your favorite reality show like “90 Day Fiancé”.

Sloths typically move at a speed of about 0.15 miles per hour (0.24 km/h) on land and about 0.5 miles per hour (0.8 km/h) in water. So pretty much the same as your average couch potato who would be a perfect addition to the sloth running team.

Being a couch potato is something to be proud of. It’s not easy to master the art of doing absolutely nothing, and yet here you are, a champion of laziness. But what’s the point of being a couch potato if you can’t show off your accomplishments? That’s why you need a couch potato poster on your wall.

Holding your own phone can be a real workout, especially when you’re scrolling through social media or binge-watching your favorite show. Who has the energy to hold up their own arm for extended periods of time? It’s no wonder that phone-holding muscles are becoming a thing of the past. That’s why you need the help of the phone holder!

Stirring your coffee can be a real chore, especially when you’re already busy doing nothing. Who has the energy to manually mix sugar and cream into their mug? That’s why self-stirring coffee mug is a brilliant solution for couch potatoes.

Reading numbers can be a real pain, especially when it comes to long strings of digits. Who has the energy to focus their eyes and make sense of all those squiggly lines? It’s no wonder that reading numbers is becoming a thing of the past. That’s why we need the invention of the Number Translator, a device that reads numbers aloud for you. Meanwhile this t-shirt is all we have.

Dads are the ultimate couch potatoes, and it’s a title they wear with pride. They deserve recognition for their hard work and dedication to laziness. A Father’s Day greeting card should do the job.

Cleaning floors takes a lot of effort. Why struggle when you can keep the floors clean effortlessly by using baby mop onesie? Makes sense, doesn’t it?

Sloths are the ultimate symbol of laziness, they’re so laid back they’re practically horizontal. In fact, they’re so slow that moss grows on their backs. They’re like the couch potatoes of the animal kingdom.

Lazy people need some self-care, too, and how lazy can you be when you’re multi-tasking? This kit provides socks, face cleansing wipes, a yoga sofa guide, and more. The binge watching survival kit even comes in a cute gift box.

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Echidnas, also known as spiny anteaters, are small mammals native to Australia and New Guinea. They have a distinctive appearance, with a spiny coat of hair and a long, pointed snout. Echidnas have strong forelimbs and claws which they use to dig for food, primarily ants and termites. They are also known for their ability to swim and remain underwater for an extended period. They are monotremes, which means they lay eggs rather than giving birth to live young, and they have a low body temperature compared to other mammals. Echidnas are solitary animals, and are active during the day, and hibernate during the winter. But that’s not the best part about them. The best part is that they blow snot bubbles to cool themselves!

Yes, echidnas blow snot bubbles to cool down. Those bubbles then break over the tip of their snout and as the snot evaporates, it carries away heat, making the snout cooler than other parts of the echidna’s body. When they are not blowing snot bubbles, they use their snout to locate ants and termites, which make up the majority of their diet. The snout is also used for sensing and exploring their environment. Echidnas also have a small mouth and a long, sticky tongue that they use to catch and eat their prey. There, a little bit of unexpected education about echidnas from this site.

Sure, when the echidna does it, it’s cool and cute. When I do it, it’s gross and disgusting. Not fair.

If you’re still using a bland and boring shower curtain, it’s time to level up and join the ranks of the funny shower curtain elite. Not only will it give your bathroom the comedic touch it’s been missing, but it will also make your showering experience a whole lot more enjoyable. Scroll down to see our 20 funniest picks!

Being extremely sexy is not just a physical attribute, it’s a way of life. You’re the one people notice when you walk into a room and you’re the one they can’t stop thinking about when you leave. You’re the one who makes hearts race and knees weak. Finally, a proper definition! Hot shower is just like a regular shower, but with me in it.

The showerhead has seen it all: the chubby, the skinny, the hairy, the bald. It’s been privy to a whole spectrum of nudity and it’s not shy about it. It’s seen people at their most vulnerable and their most confident.

It’s important to have clear rules that are easy to follow. Getting naked without a reason is something that shouldn’t be encouraged. Luckily, there’s a shower curtain to remind you of that.

Nicolas Cage as Mona Lisa shower curtain? Why not. If you love random stuff mixed together that make no sense at all, this shower curtain may be the right choice for you.

Introducing the ultimate patriotic shower curtain, a masterpiece that will take your breath away and make your heart swell with pride. Behold, a kitten waving a USA flag while riding on the back of a bear. In the background, UFOs can be seen flying in formation, paying their respects to the great American spirit.

Perfect shower curtain for a mycologist with extremely realistic drawings of mushrooms. We assure you – not a single factual mistake has been made while depicting all these various types of shrooms.

Being probed by aliens may sound like a nightmare to some, but to the true extraterrestrial enthusiasts, it’s the ultimate dream come true. Think about it, you’ll have a front row seat to all the advanced technology they have to offer to invade your butt! Plus, you’ll finally have something truly out of this world to talk about at parties.

Captain Obvious, known for stating the obvious, would undoubtedly choose the most obvious shower curtain of all time. A shower curtain that simply says “LIVE NUDES” in big bold letters. After all, why beat around the bush when you can spell it out clearly?

Are you someone who likes to sing in the shower? Well, just remember that Jesus sees everything, even the off-key notes you hit while belting out your favorite tunes. And let’s be real, if Jesus can turn water into wine, he can definitely handle your shower acoustics. But don’t let that stop you from getting your shower concert on, after all, who knows, maybe Jesus has a great sense of humor and is enjoying the show. Just make sure to keep it appropriate, we don’t want to give him any ideas for a new commandment.

Perfect gift for that someone in your life that’s obsessed with butts. Any shape, any size, any color – loves them all! This one features 30 butts. Yes, we really counted.

Because let’s face it, the only thing worse than finding someone’s leftover coke residue in your car is finding it in your shower. Just make sure to keep an eye on your guests, you never know who might be tempted to break the rules and snort a line off your shower curtain.

Cat riding a shark while blasting automatic weapons and screaming like crazy? Sounds like the perfect illustration for a shower curtain. Goes very well with any bathroom design and color scheme, and general obsession with cats.

The Titanic, one of the most famous ships in history, was not sunk by an iceberg as we’ve been led to believe. The true cause of the tragedy was a giant sloth. That’s right, a giant sloth. It sounds crazy, but bear with me. This massive creature, who up until then had been living peacefully in the Arctic, was driven out of its home by global warming and in its desperation, it attacked the Titanic. The government, not wanting to admit that they had let global warming get out of hand, covered up the true cause of the disaster and blamed it on an iceberg. But finally the truth is out there!

Ahhh… A loving couple kissing is a beautiful thing. However, if they do it in your bathroom and you are 100% sure you live alone with no flatmates, it can get kinda creepy.

Looking for a housewarming gift for a movie buff? Jaws parody shower curtain might be a pretty good example of both funny and useful gift.

Being the only chubby kid in class is bad enough, but Kim Jong-un is the only fat guy in the whole country. And he smokes! One has to wonder what is he so happy about, considering the prospects of his lifespan.

Living with a velociraptor can be quite an adventure, but one thing you learn quickly is that it’s best not to surprise him while he’s in the shower. You see, velociraptors are very sensitive about their personal grooming, and they don’t take kindly to unexpected visitors. Please always knock before entering the bathroom, and make sure to bring him a fresh leafy greens while he showers. It’s the little things that make co-habiting with a dinosaur a little easier.

Shit, shower, shave are much more realistic life expectations than “Live, laugh, love.” tacky inspirational quote some people put on their living room walls.

Are you a horror movie fan looking to add some spooky flair to your bathroom? Look no further than our shower curtain with a fake blood splatter design! It’s the perfect way to give your guests a scare when they enter your bathroom. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about cleaning up real blood stains again.

There’s nothing quite like the feeling you get when someone compliments your beautiful cheeks. It’s like a warm hug for your butt! Your cheeks are like the ultimate power duo, always stealing the show and leaving everyone in awe. If they had their own fan club, the bathroom of that club would definitely use this shower curtain.

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If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!

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You have probably asked yourself at some stage of your life: what would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

Jesus Mecha Christ (so satisfying to type!) is a 3D printed toy which you can either buy in kit form or ready-assembled on Etsy and which is a transforming model of crucified Jesus which, with a few deft twists and turns, transforms into a robot warrior. If you have a 3D printer you can even download your own files and print your own – if it weren’t so blasphemous to suggest, we’d say this would be God’s work.

We like this idea so much that we even wrote an advertisement for this toy: “Introducing Jesus Mecha Christ, the ultimate religious upgrade! With this cutting-edge technology, you’ll be able to lift heavier crosses, outrun the Romans, and even walk on water (with the help of built-in jet propulsion, of course). Not only will it make your Christian beliefs stronger, but it will also turn you into a super-powered savior. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you suddenly become immune to temptation and able to perform miracles at will. Don’t wait any longer, upgrade to Jesus Mecha Christ today and become the ultimate believer!”

We want one of these more than we ever wanted anything we have previously featured on this site (but not, to be clear, enough to actually pay the asking price). If you are more generous with your hard-earned money, you can get Jesus Mecha Christ on Etsy. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Etsy affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.

Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

Please don’t do coke in the bathroom neon sign is a funny reminder to keep your nose clean, quite literally, while using the facilities. On the other hand… it’s like a dare, tempting you to give it a try just to see what happens…

Pillow of rabbit with Nicolas Cage’s face is the perfect conversation starter for any new home and is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. With this pillow you can cuddle up with Nicolas Cage every night and who wouldn’t want that? It’s a gift that keeps on giving, that’s for sure.

What does every new kitchen needs? Snot nosed egg white separator of course! To use the snot nosed egg white separator, just crack your eggs and drop them into it the top of the device, then just tip him over and pour the egg whites out of the two nostril holes like you would some gravy onto a pile of mashed potatoes. Brilliant, isn’t it?

Sure, you could get just put a plain, practical doormat outside your front door and forget about it. But, if you have to put something out for you and your guests to wipe their shoes on before they enter your home, why not have some fun with it? A great reminder that guests are welcome… kinda.

This bathroom tome is no ordinary guest book. It offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity. Who hasn’t had a deep thought or a million dollar business idea on the can? Better to write it down.

Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention ever! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!

Owen mitt with swear words is the best cooking tool since wine. Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, the recipient of this housewarming gift will be glad to know that you think he or she is one of the smartest people in the world.

Helps to make sure that annoying mom from the PTA bothers you about making cookies for the annual bake sale for the last time by making cookies with these rude cutters.

Funny retro sassy kitchen towel with a 1950s housewife being shocked about the lack of f**ks to give is the perfect housewarming present for someone who likes cooking and not giving a f**k.

Cat butt tissue dispenser? What a brilliant idea! We have all seen regular boring tissue dispensers, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing tissues in its rectal area. Lovely housewarming gift for someone who adores cats.

Zombie garden gnome is the perfect new home gift for a gardener. This abomination will have their plants soil themselves and their ordinary garden gnomes run for cover. Their neighbors will definitely love it too and the real estate value in their neighborhood will soar.

A cute little tin filled with obscene words. The perfect collection of naughty words for the fridge door. Contains 72 themed magnetic word tiles packaged in a small, giftable, shrink-wrapped tin container. Rearrange the words to write poems, messages to family members, or generative esoteric word art masterpieces whose meaning is lost even to you.

This balls shaped cactus planter is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick. It really ties the room together.

The next time you wake up and smell the coffee you can also look down and see a cat behind to rest your mug on. Isn’t it an awesome idea? It is. Cat butt coasters must be on every new homeowner’s coffee table.

Farmhouse style signs are a beautiful and popular addition to any room, but nobody is perfect – some of us may even feel like we live in a shitshow. This is us – welcome to the shitshow sign makes a great gift or a conversation piece for your home – a perfect home decor for their living room or entryway.

When all the furniture has been moved and it’s finally time to kick back, enjoy some wine in the tub and don’t worry about spilling it thanks to this wine glass holder. The holder perfectly cradles a glass of wine and suction to the side of the tub securely.

This scented candle was created to help display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn it or just display it as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Excellent housewarming gift for a dog owner.

This funny housewarming card is a great way to wish good luck to the new homeowners in their efforts to convince their neighbors that they are, in fact, totally normal human beings… which they are most likely not.

Cat riding a shark while blasting automatic weapons and screaming like crazy? Sounds like the perfect illustration for a shower curtain. Goes very well with any bathroom design and color scheme.

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Dan Piraro’s comics named “Bizarro” are quite popular, especially if you’ve read certain newspapers before (back when people actually bought newspapers). His comics are released almost daily and has been featured in more than 350 newspapers worldwide. It’s fair to say that the artist’s work brings a sense of nostalgia now, but he’s still going strong. Scroll down to see our favorite picks!

Did you know that cows sometimes sit like dogs? We didn’t. But it’s true! We’ve put together a gallery for your viewing pleasure. If you know more about cows than us, please let us know in the comments below the reasons behind cows turning into dogs. Is it just jealousy because dogs are much more popular pets and generally have a better life?

If you enjoyed this gallery, we have more awesome cow content: shampooed cows gallery and cows wearing earmuffs.

Facebook group Izoizolyacia (translates as Isolation) started when Covid-19 restrictions forced everyone to stay at home. To not go completely crazy, people decided to come together and recreate paintings using only common household items. Even though the Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted, this Facebook is still going strong and keeps publishing new isolation art recreations almost every day.