Everyone seems to think that unicorns are awesome, magical creatures that bring only joy and happiness. Actually it’s not true at all. Unicorns are jerks! This coloring book proves it once and for all.

If you enjoyed the cold, hard truth about unicorns, you can get this book on Amazon.

We could grow them ourselves for free, but this looks more fun. Did you run right out and purchase that amazing hairy chest swimsuit we told you about some time ago? Have you been sporting it at the pool all summer, much to everyone’s horror and disgust? Well, we have excellent news for those of you looking to build a hairy wardrobe. You can now get every woman’s most treasured clothing item in a sexy, hirsute style!

We’re hoping they become popular enough to be sold in multiple skin tones, because every woman around the world deserve to dress like this if they wish to do so. What a time to be alive.

If you feel inspired by this product and wish to turn your legs into furry, hairy mess, you can get hairy yoga pants on Amazon. The reactions around the internet are mixed, though. Would you wear them? Let us know in the comments!

Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out Part 2 and Part 1 (at your own risk)!

If you don’t feel scared enough yet, check out Part 2 and Part 1.

All hail and worship the great deity that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Drain your wet noodle sustenance provided by his holiness with this arcane artefact, made in the one true god’s image, the Spaghetti Monster Drainer! This comedic colander is a fun design inspired by the satirical social movement of Pastafarianism that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism.

Kitchen Sponge Holder Bed lets you lay your sponge in its bed and let it sleep tight, once the dishes are clean and bright. Who says your sponge can’t have a nice, comfy bed after working all day? It’s complete with two pillows for a snug tuck, which fits all standard brush sizes.

Concocting a delicious potion? Agatha will hold your spoon and release the steam from your bubbling pot! Agatha doesn’t slide or slip, just like how she rides broomsticks with firm grip. And here’s a bonus: this item also functions as a steam releaser.

Looking for a safe place to set down your sizzling pot? Bear in mind, this Grizzly Rug will stand the heat.

We don’t all live in a yellow submarine, but now a yellow submarinie can live in your cup! The Tea Sub submerges tea leaves to the bottom of your cup creating the perfect infusion of your favourite brew.

Splatypus Jar Scraper Spatula comes in handy when you’re looking for a snack and an empty jar looks back. It will work its way from the bottom to top, so you can enjoy every last drop.

Gracula Garlic Crusher makes mincing easy and efficient, in just one twist of Gracula’s head, he will crush your garlic like he mince it… Yes we’re not above stupid puns on this site.

When the clock strikes 12 and you’re ready to chug, summon Vino The Bat to open the bottles for you!

The next sighting of the Loch Ness Monster could be a little bit closer to home than you might think – in your kitchen! Designed around a traditional ladle shape, Nessie is always on hand to scoop up soup or dish out dinner.

Inspired by nature, the Jungle Spoon brings a taste of the great outdoors into your kitchen. Use it to serve up your favorite dish, knowing you’ll leaf nothing behind (no, we will never give up silly puns).

You’ve seen the memes, now see the whole collection! My Little Occult Book Club by Steven Rhodes features the funniest of his paranormal fakes – including “Caring For Your Hell Hound” and “Necromancy For Beginners” – characterized by deviously cheerful illustrations with a 1970s vibe.

To get the full collection, you should check out My Little Occult Book Club on Amazon.

As you probably noticed from previously featured galleries of snakes with human arms and photos of birds with human arms, adding them to animals is strangely entertaining. Now it’s time to take a look of what happens when these creatures are set in motion, so scroll down to have a laugh at animated versions of birds with human arms!

Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more awesome things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chickens, now it’s time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat.

Etsy user Retrogimmick makes absurd action figures and packaging inspired by TV shows, movies, and memes. Scroll down to see some of his finest work.

If these absurd action figures are something you would like to spend money on, you can buy them on Retrogimmick Esty store.

This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet back in the 1980s. Enjoy!

Steering clear of conventional scents like jasmine or lavender, we invite you to lather up with refreshing scents like introverts, hipsters, midlife crisis, awkward moments, online dating, and many more. Might be the perfect gift for a person you low-key hate or for someone with a good sense of humor. All the candles listed here are available on Amazon or the manufacturer’s website.

In case you want your room to smell like midlife crisis, awkward moments, or online dating, all the candles listed here are available on Amazon or the manufacturer’s website.

Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out part 1 here at your own risk!

Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more weird things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chicken, but now this Etsy store has come up with another brilliant solution for a problem that doesn’t exist – Shrek butt toothpaste dispenser! They’re claiming that this thing will encourage kids to brush their teeth more often, however we suspect that they made this just for shits and giggles.

The pooping Shrek toothpaste dispenser even went viral on TikTok with more than 11 million views, so there’s obviously something people love about it. Please note: it’s 3D-printed from PLA plastic and is designed to fit a standard Colgate toothpaste tube, but probably will fit other major brands too.

If you feel like Shrek’s butt is something you’d like to look at every morning, you can buy this silly thing from this Etsy store.

Russia is a strange place. Their playgrounds are creepy, their schools are horrifying, and their parties are wild. Turns out there’s also weird obsession to take unusual selfies in toilets that look both trashy and menacing. It’s really starting to worry us that this country has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world…

Imagine waking up, getting out of bed, looking down and seeing two tanks pointing their guns right at your face. Isn’t it an awesome idea? It is. That’s why these crafty people from Etsy have spent countless hours making the masterpieces featured below.

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Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, Blue Q (company that produces these mitts) employs the smartest people in the world. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!

If this is something you see yourself wearing while failing in kitchen, check out Blue Q oven mitts on Amazon. They have all these and then some.

1. Wearing the skin of a roast chicken like a mask.

2. Using both hands to put on Chapstick.

3. Walking backwards in public.

4. Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus.

5. Stop responding midway thru conversation, but maintain eye contact.

6. Flying a kite at night.

7. Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal.

8. Wearing a wedding gown to someone else’s wedding.

9. Eating in public without using your hands at all.

10. Going to Starbucks and ordering a milk with ice.

11. Eating a banana with the skin on.

12. Working out in a suit.

13. When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

14. Trimming your lawn with scissors.

15. Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets.

16. Standing silently at night along a forest road.

17. Vacuuming your yard.

18. Writing an s from the bottom up.

19. Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting.

20. Putting your shoes on before the pants.

21. Using your knife and fork to slice each french fry into small dainty pieces.

22. Brushing your teeth in public.

23. While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people’s carts before they buy them.

24. Walking around in public with a glass of water from home.

25. Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door.

26. Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public.

27. Going out to the gym and using a Hershey’s syrup bottle as a waterbottle.

28. Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them.

29. Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs.

30. Doing yard work at night.

31. Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. Really everywhere.

32. Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.

33. Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

34. Blasting “Highway To Hell” during a funeral.

35. Licking door knobs.

36. Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself.

37. Buying a rope and a knife at the same time.

38. Drinking pool water at a public pool.

39. Slowly biting off paper thin pieces of pears.

40. Cover your roof in raw meat every morning, then bag it up throw it away after dark.

41. Sharing your browser history on social media.

42. Going into a fast food restaurant and using your own plates and utensils.

43. Tying your shoes to other shoes and walking around.

44. Mixing water and peanut butter to make it drinkable.

45. Watching TV. But it’s your neighbor’s TV. And you’re standing on the sidewalk outside their window.

46. Closing a glass door directly in someone’s face and staring at them through it with no expression.

47. Moaning while getting your blood drawn by a nurse.

48. Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides.

49. Put toothpaste directly into mouth. Then brush teeth.

50. Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls.

If you are an avid Forrest Gump enthusiast, this is the perfect gift for yourself. Extremely friendly Forrest Gump Waving Arm Wiper is guaranteed to get reactions wherever you go – mainly laughter about the weird choices you make while shopping online for car accessories.

According to the manufacturer, it’s both weather-resistant and UV-protected to minimize fading and cracking, so you’ll be able to enjoy this silly thing for years to come.

If you’re determined to spend some of your hard-earned cash on this silly thing, you can get it on Amazon.

We all know it’s a good idea to check the product reviews before buying something, whether it is a washing machine or a bottle of hair conditioner. Most people are used to seeing a 1-5 star rating next to inanimate objects, however, these Twitter users decided to put a twist on the usual format.

Do you know how you can improve any item? Give it a butt! Brian Cook’s literally cheeky book Butts On Things is loaded with more than 200 illustrations of objects bestowed with a fresh pair of buns. From tacos to ice cream, to a cup of coffee, everything looks better with a buttcrack!

If you enjoyed this gallery, you might want to check out Butts On Things book with 200+ similar illustrations.

Blue Q is a company that makes socks that bring joy to your feet, one funny and very honest saying at a time. You’ve never seen curse word socks this cute. Scroll down for our favorites!

If this is something you see yourself wearing, check out Blue Q socks on Amazon. They have all these and then some.