<![CDATA[Dinosaur Comics!]]> Follow Dinosaur Comics!, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/qwantz Sat, 22 Jan 2022 20:17:53 +0200 <![CDATA[for those readers in warmer climates, snow days are when it snows a lot and school is like "forget it, everything's cancelled, everyone wakes up to a surprise day off and go play in the snow". it is the #1 reason for being a kid in a cold climate]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjgCu7uExPIpcb1naedg1wr
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January 21st, 2022: The video game adaptation of my (and Bill S.'s) book TO BE OR NOT TO BE is out on Switch! Music! Narration! Multiple playable characters! Plus now you can play it / read it on the go! You probably should!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 21 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjgCu7uExPIpcb1naedg1wr <![CDATA[FINE. the skill was... WOODWORKING]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXix_XF72DN_JSlmFkX7M1Jw
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January 19th, 2022: The video game adaptation of my (and Bill S.'s) book TO BE OR NOT TO BE is out on Switch! Music! Narration! Multiple playable characters! Plus now you can play it / read it on the go! You probably should!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 19 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXix_XF72DN_JSlmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[the man of arbitrarily-large reverse mysteries]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXh3a45RFJGkYeT5HJgy6HUf
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January 17th, 2022: The video game adaptation of my (and Bill S.'s) book TO BE OR NOT TO BE is out on Switch! Music! Narration! Multiple playable characters! Plus now you can play it / read it on the go! You probably should!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 17 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXh3a45RFJGkYeT5HJgy6HUf <![CDATA[ATTENTION, ALL AMERICANS READING THIS: you are all accomplices now, practically criminals in the eyes of your government's literary police]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgD1B8g-MzR0ps0ohxaO6Yr
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January 14th, 2022: I mentioned at the start of the year I felt bad for not adapting James Bond yet! Guess what? NOW I FEEL GREAT!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 14 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgD1B8g-MzR0ps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[this comic is just PEAK everest]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgN4VOkz79SzylmFkX7M1Jw
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January 12th, 2022: That said, I would not object to being dragged up and down Everest by someone. At the end I would say that was "pretty cool" and "breathtaking" and then they would be like "we get it Ryan, it's cold and you can't breathe up there". NO REGRETS

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 12 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgN4VOkz79SzylmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[t-rex acting like "t-rex" isn't a star among the s-tier names already]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgULtyurzGRzqCY3L745TL_
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January 10th, 2022next

January 10th, 2022: I looked up IRL Killingsworths and they exist! THEY WALK AMONG US. I WAS IN AN AIRPORT WITH ONE A WHILE BACK

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 10 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgULtyurzGRzqCY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[Winnie the Pooh and Spiderman both stared into their cups of tea. "People always forget the dashes in MY name too," Spidey sighed.]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj4_E9tpF8N5V1cWWor9YPv
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January 7th, 2022: So uh have you ever wished you could read Dinosaur Comics but ALSO be reading newly-public-domain Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet and not-quite-yet-public-domain-but-hopefully-Disney-is-cool-with-it Tigger?? HAVE I GOT AN OVERLAY FOR YOU, MY FRIEND. Thanks to James Thomson for pulling it together!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 07 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj4_E9tpF8N5V1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[i believe i shall celebrate this comic with some sheet music from 1926]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgHZSY-J2VDul1cWWor9YPv
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January 5th, 2022: James Bond is also long in the public domain in Canada but I haven't written any cool Canadian James Bond novels?? I have nobody to blame but myself.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2022 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgHZSY-J2VDul1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[CLASSIC COMICS 2021: i stan rogers]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXglRhaRuHn2fps0ohxaO6Yr
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December 27th, 2021next

December 27th, 2021: Welcome to the end of the year, where I run CLASSIC COMICS! This comic originally appeared back in 2018. See you all in the new year (HOPEFULLY??)

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 27 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXglRhaRuHn2fps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[everyone named "steve" on december 24th has to call themselves "christmas steve". i don't make the rules]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjBRheBb6Cf9-T5HJgy6HUf
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December 24th, 2021: Thank you all for reading Dinosaur Comics! This'll be the last comic of 2021 - I hope you all have a great holidays and gobble delicious foods. THIS IS MY SINCERE HOPE FOR US ALL. See you in 2022!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 24 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjBRheBb6Cf9-T5HJgy6HUf <![CDATA[shouts out to all with a birthday on this particular day!!!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXihjUVZOiZ_TXn9ye8UNv30
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December 22nd, 2021: Happy birthday to everyone with a birthday this close to Christmas!! I know that often meant you got fewer presents, but hey, here's a comic a stranger wrote that's at least tangentially related to you!! <3

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 22 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXihjUVZOiZ_TXn9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[oh for computers to sound like the 1950s vision of robots again]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgQZlinte0rbClmFkX7M1Jw
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December 20th, 2021next

December 20th, 2021: Listen, all I'm saying is, are we 100% certain that Babbage didn't have the right idea all along??

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgQZlinte0rbClmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[amateur standup is bad, except when i did it, and it was great. i don't know what to tell you]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhrEJ9R3rMc8Js0ohxaO6Yr
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December 17th, 2021: That "artificial intelligence / natural stupidity" gag is older than me, so old that I believe I first encountered it in a FAXED joke forward my mom brought home from work one day in the 80s. Anyway now it's technically if briefly the most recent joke told by humanity, please enjoy!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 17 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhrEJ9R3rMc8Js0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[they're really past their... CELL-by date]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXisiIVkfwFxmiejEQ2Mq9rY
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December 15th, 2021next

December 15th, 2021: I wrote this comic a while ago but I finally feel comfortable posting it and taking on Big Prokaryote!!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 15 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXisiIVkfwFxmiejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[for your information my plant DID die, which honestly seemed very petty on its part]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj7uYjmVVLWFCejEQ2Mq9rY
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December 13th, 2021: Dinosaur Comics coming out as bafflingly middle-ground on weeds!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 13 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj7uYjmVVLWFCejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[and now, allow me to celebrate the traditional act of my people by remixing this same comic for 20 years!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiwqiKVWhfgv6CY3L745TL_
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December 10th, 2021: Shouts out to everyone celebrating traditions this holiday season!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 10 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiwqiKVWhfgv6CY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[and yet dinosaur comics has nothing to say on the subject of aneurysms. interesting]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg3L7TCPV1U2ylmFkX7M1Jw
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December 8th, 2021next

December 8th, 2021: Heart attack supporters: do not interact

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 08 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg3L7TCPV1U2ylmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[sure i was once a kid, but *I* grew out of it]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi62O3FjBJauMb1naedg1wr
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December 6th, 2021: I don't know where those banners come from but I think he's buying them in bulk??

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 06 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi62O3FjBJauMb1naedg1wr <![CDATA[subject: objects]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeOeavHQtLQF1cWWor9YPv
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December 3rd, 2021: Dinosaur Comics is actually a stealth writing guide. If you study it carefully you will be able to write exactly like me, some guy on the internet!!!!!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 03 Dec 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeOeavHQtLQF1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[this grave is full of secrets!! also bones. and effluence]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXglZL5WfUqk1aCY3L745TL_
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December 1st, 2021: One secret I'm currently taking to my grave, THOUGH IT MAKES ME UNHAPPY TO DO SO, is the solution to the qwantzle from March 1st, 2010.

– Ryan

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