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June 24th, 2022: A friend was telling me about an old BBS he used to be on that had the brilliant idea of letting you log in with your password alone, saving valuable time. He spent a lot of time trying common passwords and then logging into other people's accounts. The end, no moral

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 24 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhpO7qbJ31RqOT5HJgy6HUf <![CDATA[keep your eyes peeled for a partial shout out to engineering in panel 3]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhWpM6v1H7ESHn9ye8UNv30
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June 22nd, 2022: I hope you enjoyed the special bonus comic yesterday!! Sorry if you read it on the mobile site, it was, uh, pretty messed up there.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 22 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhWpM6v1H7ESHn9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[special HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD minicomic :0]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgoAJ7RdpHIGSejEQ2Mq9rY
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Here's a special bonus comic from HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

June 21st, 2022next

June 21st, 2022: I hope you enjoyed the special bonus comic!! You used to only be able to read it if you preordered my new book HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD but now you get to read it simply by being a reader of Dinosaur Comics! WHAT A DEAL. If you HAVEN'T read the book yet, I, the guy who wrote it, says: it's great! But you don't have to take MY word for it. You can find out more about the book here, and even read the first chapter for free! :0

And here's a PDF of the full comic, just for you <3

– Ryan

]]> Tue, 21 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgoAJ7RdpHIGSejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[berries for your heir-ies]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiDYjf8Q1YNHaCY3L745TL_
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June 20th, 2022next

June 20th, 2022: I *did* recently plant a pear tree, but it's one that's been grafted with all sorts of different pear trees on it, so really it's like I planted seven pear trees. Decades in the future I'm going to have a wide variety of pears which will hopefully comfort me in my OLD AGE??

We're gonna have a SPECIAL BONUS COMIC tomorrow! So be sure to come back on Tuesday for another comic, which is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what I've spent the past decade training you to be doing what with this Monday/Wednesday/Friday update scheme!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 20 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiDYjf8Q1YNHaCY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[disappointment comix!!! PLEASE ENJOY]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi4c9WjyJ0ju3n9ye8UNv30
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June 17th, 2022next

June 17th, 2022: Personally, I've been doing a project on respiration since the day I was born and so far I've only screwed up a few times!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 17 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi4c9WjyJ0ju3n9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[my bitterness at eating raw kale is matched only by the bitterness of eating raw kale]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjCqElUkkog9F1cWWor9YPv
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June 15th, 2022next

June 15th, 2022: I'm pretty sure this is not the first time T-Rex has mused about wanting vegetables to be as desirable as chips. I don't know what HIS problem is, *I* eat only the best foods and have a body of an Adonis?? No I will not be sharing pics at this time

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 15 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjCqElUkkog9F1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[when will the end of history arrive, we already have SO MUCH of it]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXia25ybNeA0zylmFkX7M1Jw
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June 13th, 2022next

June 13th, 2022: Here is a link to T-Rex's philosophy badmouthing! :0

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 13 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXia25ybNeA0zylmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[is this literary technique comics: anthypophora? it IS]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgoQZpYTAQKPSejEQ2Mq9rY
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June 10th, 2022next

June 10th, 2022: What I love about this technique is that people whose whole jobs revolve around knowing what words mean can't agree on what this literary technique is called. Anyway, it's probably fine with no greater significance on the fundamental nature of human communication!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 10 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgoQZpYTAQKPSejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[to be fair that haunted modem story stayed with me so long that i'm now writing a comic about it 20 years later, so]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg0y2foqGgZQps0ohxaO6Yr
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June 8th, 2022: These modems didn't just haunt the stories they were in... they haunted our memories!! Or at least mine. Look I was around 8 when I read it and I'm still like "I can suspend disbelief for ghosts but I simply cannot believe a 2400 baud modem is capable of the feats you are ascribing to it here."

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 08 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg0y2foqGgZQps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[computers use things to do the thing, got it]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhHBUQpymwh9ClmFkX7M1Jw
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June 6th, 2022next

June 6th, 2022: Please nobody look too closely into what electricity is, this whole house of cards could fall apart!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 06 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhHBUQpymwh9ClmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[this comic was inspired by a delicious fish that i gobbled. the fish so good it inspired Art]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgmZiX6o_z5eJVjH6qdYdAk
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June 3rd, 2022next

June 3rd, 2022: If you're ever in Yellowknife, go to Bullock's Bistro and order the pan-fried whitefish while dining next to a portrait of James Doohan. It'll change your life.

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 03 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgmZiX6o_z5eJVjH6qdYdAk <![CDATA[YES it's the hp-41cx and YES i love it and YES it was passed down to me by my father]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgyNm06RII9hV1cWWor9YPv
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June 1st, 2022next

June 1st, 2022: I'm honestly surprised it took me almost 20 years to write a comic inpired by my favourite calculator??

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 01 Jun 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgyNm06RII9hV1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[in many ways, the mouth IS the dogtail. this simile and perhaps others can be discovered simply by reading this comic]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXh6eFvQnesER8b1naedg1wr
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May 30th, 2022next

May 30th, 2022: "Buddies": the perfect non-gendered greeting? AND ALSO, SURPRISINGLY: the perfect replacement for "um". Buddies, maybe??

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXh6eFvQnesER8b1naedg1wr <![CDATA[a complaint 50,000 years in the making]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgRxc8i366aHJVjH6qdYdAk
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May 27th, 2022next

May 27th, 2022: Shout out to all LIVING philosophers who are being forced to play catch up because of all the dead slackers!! I SEE YOU AND I APPRECIATE YOU

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 27 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgRxc8i366aHJVjH6qdYdAk <![CDATA[yes my female version of sherlock holmes is named sHERlock, why do you ask]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgpyB8NbJM7YqCY3L745TL_
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May 25th, 2022next

May 25th, 2022: I should probably read the real Sherlock stories one of these days, huh

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 25 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgpyB8NbJM7YqCY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[nothing lasts forever, except mortality!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXinB_AWGjxkc-zdsCmHakzH
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May 23rd, 2022next

May 23rd, 2022: You can find a MUCH more in-depth discussion of the ways you too can achieve immortality in my new book, HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! It has dinosaurs in it but not THESE dinosaurs.

Also: Squirrel Girl podcast finale drops today! MERE MINUTES AGO :0

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 23 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXinB_AWGjxkc-zdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[NOW YOU UNDERSTAND.]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXginXdHQ7YkvKCY3L745TL_
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May 20th, 2022next

May 20th, 2022: BE WARNED, TRAVELLER, FOR MANY WHO HAVE VOYAGED HERE HAVE RETURNED CHANGED: ELEVEN

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 20 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXginXdHQ7YkvKCY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[it's not a really intense form of friendship when you learn a new language to enter it. it's NORMAL]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXijBbAL26bOn8b1naedg1wr
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May 18th, 2022next

May 18th, 2022: I just think it'd be neat! And a lot of work! But also neat!!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 18 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXijBbAL26bOn8b1naedg1wr <![CDATA[if i was REALLY committed i wouldn't be publishing this in the most popular language of all time]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi7TiNYwcNQhJs0ohxaO6Yr
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May 16th, 2022next

May 16th, 2022: SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME, I PROMISE I'LL STUDY HARD AND NOT LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE BAG, OR WHATEVER IT IS "BAGS" ARE IN YOUR LANGUAGE. I MEAN OUR LANGUAGE

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 16 May 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi7TiNYwcNQhJs0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[i can't wait to go home to my lights dimmed to my exact specifications, and i am NOT uncool!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjHAr_pUWF9FezdsCmHakzH
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May 13th, 2022: Hahah, what if me and a bunch of friends had spent the pandemic making a SQUIRREL GIRL PODCAST that picks right up from where the Eisner-award-winning series ended off? And the first episode is already out?? WHAT IF INDEED. EPISODE FOUR IS OUT NOW. There's only two more left!! >:0

– Ryan

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