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September 20th, 2021next

September 20th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 20 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg2YP1Yuwo7e3n9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[WORDS ADDED TO SPELL CHECK TODAY: flabbergastingly, flabbers, gasted, gast, gasting]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeEI4lU0CbEpVjH6qdYdAk
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September 17th, 2021next

September 17th, 2021: Listen, some days you gast the flabbers, some days the flabbers gast you. Ain't that always the way

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 17 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeEI4lU0CbEpVjH6qdYdAk <![CDATA[if these comics had bad puns, they'd be... wine and cheese]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhCbYsDqd2-Nps0ohxaO6Yr
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September 15th, 2021next

September 15th, 2021: OUT NOW is LOST IN RANDOM, a super fun action adventure game that I wrote all the dialogue for! CHECK IT OUT and I hope you like it, I really do!!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 15 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhCbYsDqd2-Nps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[if you can't write a book after this comic i don't know what to tell you; i've done all that ANYONE can do]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi8AatpGlcOWezdsCmHakzH
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September 13th, 2021next

September 13th, 2021: OUT NOW is LOST IN RANDOM, a super fun action adventure game that I wrote all the dialogue for! CHECK IT OUT and I hope you like it, I really do!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 13 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi8AatpGlcOWezdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[i am the (zombie in the) night]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj980JVqaF0UezdsCmHakzH
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September 9th, 2021next

September 9th, 2021: OUT TODAY is LOST IN RANDOM, a super fun action adventure game that I wrote all the dialogue for! CHECK IT OUT and I hope you like it, I really do!!

– Ryan

]]> Thu, 09 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXj980JVqaF0UezdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[robyn is back, baby! she never left, but her adventures between then and now just haven't been of note, she's been doing super normal stuff quietly and efficiently!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjCbobPHxXuxV1cWWor9YPv
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September 8th, 2021next

September 8th, 2021: COMING OUT on FRIDAY (two days!) is LOST IN RANDOM, a super fun action adventure game that I wrote all the dialogue for! CHECK IT OUT and I hope you like it, I really do!!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 08 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjCbobPHxXuxV1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[public speaking laffs!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeGK-DWAHa9CejEQ2Mq9rY
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September 6th, 2021next

September 6th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 06 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjeGK-DWAHa9CejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[listen: living in a hostile universe where TOUCHING THINGS is deadly will do that to you]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhjolTAOkdPiV1cWWor9YPv
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September 3rd, 2021next

September 3rd, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 03 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhjolTAOkdPiV1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[this comic is unRTKOable]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjRYkuoEvHEcuzdsCmHakzH
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September 1st, 2021next

September 1st, 2021: Language Log wrote about the previous two comics in this post and this followup and THIS new followup! Linguistics: always awesome.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 01 Sep 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjRYkuoEvHEcuzdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[when words can't contain the emotions i'm trying to express... that's when i hum]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjisLag16b0r5s0ohxaO6Yr
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August 30th, 2021next

August 30th, 2021: Language Log wrote about yesterday's comic in this post and this followup! In it they request your "I don't know" hums and I sent in my own. This is your chance to contribute your "I don't know" hum!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjisLag16b0r5s0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[i shall call it, "The Opera For Sensible Chuckles, Once You Recognize The Origin Of That Particular Lietmotif"]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXibFoaJ_tI5EZs0ohxaO6Yr
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August 27th, 2021next

August 27th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 27 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXibFoaJ_tI5EZs0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[liking easy things is easy, liking hard things is hard. thank u]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhqjzzAsaSzTps0ohxaO6Yr
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August 25th, 2021next

August 25th, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 25 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhqjzzAsaSzTps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[the comic that only sexy people read]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhMYnyM_s6TLJVjH6qdYdAk
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August 23rd, 2021next

August 23rd, 2021: I WROTE A NEW BOOK! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 23 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhMYnyM_s6TLJVjH6qdYdAk <![CDATA[All men are great in their dreams, reality just narrows the competition." -Sherlock Holmes??]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgv370VV6rFzuT5HJgy6HUf
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August 20th, 2021next

August 20th, 2021: Behold: the Reichenbach Fall of Civilization!

Hey I was finally able to announce my new book this week! It's called HOW TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD and it's non-fiction and it's the spiritual sequel to HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING and it's got illustrations by Carly Monardo and it's really great and I hope you like it! You can find out more riiiight here. The book comes out March 15th, 2022 but you can reserve your copy this very minute!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 20 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgv370VV6rFzuT5HJgy6HUf <![CDATA[i mean, the t-shirt has maintained cultural currency for decades. at least, this one shirt i wear every day has. thank you]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgjuo8yvLaOp3n9ye8UNv30
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August 18th, 2021next

August 18th, 2021: Normalize gluing tail fins onto used cars

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 18 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgjuo8yvLaOp3n9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[i guess.... "amnesia comics"??]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiVcm_ZZlQRO6CY3L745TL_
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August 16th, 2021next

August 16th, 2021: This comic was inspired by the events of 2004, which I recently remembered in partial detail!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 16 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiVcm_ZZlQRO6CY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[musicians who aren't composers are sitting there fuming about how i ignored their situation, but i'm safe because they're fully unable to write a song about it]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjL-MAjHtTJi5s0ohxaO6Yr
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August 13th, 2021next

August 13th, 2021: After I heard that "Ironic" was written about Full House's Dave Coulier, I've assumed that all songs are written about Full House's Dave Coulier. Thus far I have never been proven wrong, and Full House's Dave Coulier really needs to pull up his socks!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 13 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjL-MAjHtTJi5s0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[Inside My Body comix]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhM1hlsDEZwoV1cWWor9YPv
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August 11th, 2021next

August 11th, 2021: This comic is inspired by a real body!! MY FABULOUS ONE (also yours)

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 11 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhM1hlsDEZwoV1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[they're actually using human lifespans, not dinosaur lifespans, for their calculations. my gift to you]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgya2hDo3mpnl1cWWor9YPv
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August 9th, 2021next

August 9th, 2021: That percentage is climbing too! It's only getting MORE CORRECT

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 09 Aug 2021 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgya2hDo3mpnl1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[i trained for years to write this comic. actually wait i guess that's maybe technically true?? huh. life's funny sometimes]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXis4lFmgQNXCl1cWWor9YPv
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August 6th, 2021next

August 6th, 2021: Of all the temperatures of takes, "hot" is certainly one of them.

– Ryan

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