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October 5th, 2022: Honestly now that I know it's possible I really want custom watermarked paper. Just a casual hint that you are a Fancy Fellow on every letter you send!

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 05 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhFJ3nJea3cOSejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[back to the future dodged this so narrowly, and you can find a deleted scene where marty's worried about going back to the future and finding out he's gay now. they cut it! PHEW]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiJGVtsIkO0qJs0ohxaO6Yr
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October 3rd, 2022: Shout out to the texts that don't change over time! LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND ONE

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 03 Oct 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXiJGVtsIkO0qJs0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[t-rex is not a rooster booster]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjOZfxPsBAijV1cWWor9YPv
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September 30th, 2022: You'd like to complain about language, but you have to use language to do it, so in conclusion we are all hopelessly compromised.

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 30 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjOZfxPsBAijV1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[meanwhile a happy person is watching just off panel, happy to not be involved in any of this]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhZgS4QDBf6JSejEQ2Mq9rY
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September 28th, 2022: First ambitious people, now happy people! What's next: WELL-ADJUSTED PEOPLE WHO DO AND HAVE EVERYTHING IN WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE THE CORRECT AMOUNT??

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 28 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhZgS4QDBf6JSejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[i've heard of ambitious comics but THIS is RIDICULOUS]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjB5WWj-8lvtF1cWWor9YPv
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September 26th, 2022: If I may reiterate: wooooooooooo

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 26 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjB5WWj-8lvtF1cWWor9YPv <![CDATA[based on a true story!! not from me though. i'm extremely cool at all times, so]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjl0xOu3w3yMSlmFkX7M1Jw
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September 23rd, 2022: Shout out to everyone who flirts with clueless people!! We I MEAN THEY appreciate it!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 23 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjl0xOu3w3yMSlmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[in panel six, is t-rex talking about adding the feature to frankensteins from the story, or from real life? i'll never tell]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhh_HQnRKLNmuzdsCmHakzH
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September 21st, 2022: The best part about cryptids is they're supposed to be hard to spot, so by just making one up, you've already created the ultimate cryptid. Bigfoot told me that once so you know it's true.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 21 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhh_HQnRKLNmuzdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[death comix!!!]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgw9W0LswEdQnn9ye8UNv30
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September 19th, 2022: I was at a wedding this weekend, but I'm queuing this up in advance, so - hopefully it was good?? If not nobody tell me: I want it to be a SURPRISE.

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 19 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgw9W0LswEdQnn9ye8UNv30 <![CDATA[about to wuther heights, wuthering heights, fully wuthered heights]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhWyPbZybjzNOT5HJgy6HUf
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September 16th, 2022: Shout out to my friends Kate Beaton and Randall Munroe, who each released an EXCELLENT book today! Check out DUCKS and WHAT IF 2 at your local bookmonger, on my recommendation!!

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 16 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhWyPbZybjzNOT5HJgy6HUf <![CDATA[your problems aren't solved... until they're Alpha Pro-Solved, to the Xtreme, for men]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg91cBl4WiWz8b1naedg1wr
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September 14th, 2022: What ARE we going to do about the PROBLEMS?? Someone should get on them, that's MY opinion

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 14 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXg91cBl4WiWz8b1naedg1wr <![CDATA[followup opinion: i should be able to hire a ghost to do my taxes]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi6p9gqHmJC9ClmFkX7M1Jw
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September 12th, 2022: This is the first Dinosaur Comic posted under our new king! But I wrote it under the rule of the previous queen. I'll let you know when Kingly Dinosaur Comics begin!!

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 12 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXi6p9gqHmJC9ClmFkX7M1Jw <![CDATA[all i'm saying is the earth is hit by hundreds of meteorwhatevers every day so let's put 'em to USE]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjT3-ModpaA_CejEQ2Mq9rY
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September 9th, 2022: The standard triptych is prevenge, venge, and postvenge. Revenge is orthogonal to venge. Thank you.

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 09 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXjT3-ModpaA_CejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[turkeys in spaaaaace]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgaHVQFQ_6v4Zs0ohxaO6Yr
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September 7th, 2022: A whole turkey has never been in space. YOU COULD BE THE FIRST TO HAVE A WHOLE TURKEY IN SPACE. (Also, as previously established, you could also be the first person to be murdered in space, so - lots of potential out there in the final frontier.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 07 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgaHVQFQ_6v4Zs0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[SOCIETY? more like SUCK-SIGH-A-PEE. sorry, sorry, i don't know what that means but it sounds rude]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgHipscnaXaXJVjH6qdYdAk
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September 5th, 2022: Last night we used an underwater drone and almost got it stuck on a rock 20m underwater, which I believe is pretty much the standard underwater drone experience! 10/10 would almost ruin someone else's very expensive piece of technology again.

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 05 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgHipscnaXaXJVjH6qdYdAk <![CDATA[shakespeare plays more like shakespeare played eventually if i remember]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXirobQGuM6pCZs0ohxaO6Yr
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September 2nd, 2022: Oh I'm only interested in The Incomplete Shakespeare, thank you.

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 02 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXirobQGuM6pCZs0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[why should others listen when you have something to say if you won't even talk to yourself??]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgGrzthswEV76CY3L745TL_
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August 31st, 2022: This comic based on a true whipped cream!! I'm never going back to the way things were before.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 31 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgGrzthswEV76CY3L745TL_ <![CDATA[we wouldn't just eat, sleep, and have sex! we'd also eventually die]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhQpg-VH02xQCejEQ2Mq9rY
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August 29th, 2022: I hope this comic brought you some brief taste of fleeting happiness!! FINGERS CROSSED FOR THE OL' BRIEF TASTE OF FLEETING HAPPINESS

– Ryan

]]> Mon, 29 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhQpg-VH02xQCejEQ2Mq9rY <![CDATA[cookie coomics]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgA7xV2u3w3euzdsCmHakzH
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August 26th, 2022: BASED ON A TRUE CINNAMON ROLL. Only they were PUMPKIN cinnamon rolls. Oh my god they were SO GOOD??

– Ryan

]]> Fri, 26 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgA7xV2u3w3euzdsCmHakzH <![CDATA[contr'ct'ns]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhtuJ5z8lI3hps0ohxaO6Yr
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August 24th, 2022: Contractions are great because it's language speakers saying "Phrases today have too many syllables. Please eliminate three." and then DOING IT.

– Ryan

]]> Wed, 24 Aug 2022 09:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXhtuJ5z8lI3hps0ohxaO6Yr <![CDATA[Later on, T-Rex reads the Bible and notices Jesus can turn water into wine and wonders if he can ALSO swing from a thread. God says "HOLD ON LEMME CHECK" and then a few minutes later says "NO"]]> https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/zNrmcCPkRXgBglA5a20e-11cWWor9YPv
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August 22nd, 2022: In this comic, T-Rex assumes that all famous olde-timey stories were written by Shakespeare. Not me though! I'D never make such an embarrassing mistake!!

– Ryan

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