Gwen. Your feet conquer forests and cityscapes alike. Your average run distance is approximately 7.45645 miles. You are white Usain Bolt.

We love you.

When your limber legs kiss the pavement, you are no longer a woman. No longer a Procurement & Process Strategist at Salesforce. No longer a cruise ship DJ’s ex-girlfriend banned from Jamba Juice. You are a run...

I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this sacred covenant for preschool-aged children with doctor play sets:

I vow to respect every tool in this $19.99 Target item with the seriousness these plastic medical instruments deserve.

I will always remember my purpose as a pretend physician: to treat the sick. I must also remind the patient of th...

Benvenuto a Spiacenti, Non Abbiamo La Toilette, which translates to “Sorry, no potty stuff here.”

Join us for an intimate five hour journey with our tasting menu that changes seasonally while our bathroom policy does not.

Prezzo a persona $347, plus minor bladder and col...

Welcome to 831 Merchant Street!

To the unknowing eye, there are items I’ve left behind that appear to be “junk.” Let me assure you, they are not.

3-pack of light bulbs (kitchen cabinet)

You’ll notice there’s just one light bulb in this 3-pack of light bulbs. That’s the point. Ask yourself: Do you see two missing, or one remaining? This pliable ...

Use a good detoxifying shampoo. Curls need to be refreshed. But don’t use it too much because curls can easily dry up and frizz like a cartoon lion who was just electrocuted. Look up “detoxifying.” And “curl pattern.” And “Keri Russell in Felicity,” before she cut her hair, just so you have an unattainable ideal. Sample anti-frizz conditioners and curl defining serums ...