Points in Case

“Tanning gummies are chewable supplements that deliver plant pigments—carotenoids such as beta-carotene, astaxanthin, and lycopene—into your skin from the inside out.” —California Business Journal

I’m your local wizard and I wanted to share with you the exciting new developments in arcane deployment that will maximize the probability of a post-scarcity feudalism for peasants and Lords alike.

Magic is poised to drive the largest paradigm shift in our lives since alchemy. I’m sure many of the more enlightened amongst you will be early adopters and may already be i...

Phil,

We have Beth. Above all, no cops and no FBI. Tell NO ONE that she is missing if you want to see her again. For her safe return, you must raise a significant sum of money. Yes, we know you don’t have it and you’ve been living paycheck to paycheck, but we will instruct you on exactly what to do to get your lif...

Dear [Applicant_FirstName],

Thank you for taking the time to apply for an internship with us. Your interest in our company means a great deal, especially from a Nobel laureate like yourself!

We regret to inform you that the position has been filled by my nephew.

Look, Devin is a good kid. You might not think that based on the jiggle physics you are seeing on the two nuns in this first scene, but you have to admit he’s a wizard with this drone technology.

When our previous intern interviewed Devin to be his replacement, Devin sent in the production you’re observing as a part of his portfolio to demonstrate his talents as a dron...