1. You have won second place in Reel Big Fish Karaoke Contest. Collect $15 off bar tab.
2. You are assessed for house show repairs—$45 for each broken chain wallet, $115 for each scuffed Pork Pie hat.
3. Income tax refund—collect $20 and immediately bid for trombones on Ebay.
4. From sale of Mighty Mighty Bosstones tickets, receive $45 and endless scorn f...