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“Just helpin’ Dad,”  Penny woofed, “What would he do without me?” (Hat tip: Scissorhead Skinny-D)

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The Mouth of Sauron, er, Axios’ email thingie reports… “Major U.S. banks are detecting unauthorized third-party AI agents operating inside customer accounts — with some agents attempting to take actions that appear to be independent of user instructions, sources tell …

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The State Department is making employees career dependent upon their loyalty to Hair Füror, per NOTUS, er, The Washington Sun: State Asked Foreign Service Officers Up for Promotion Whether They Voted for Trump “The State Department has asked some foreign … Continue readin...

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I’ve been stewing on this: Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.” — Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) …

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From the man who brought you mutilization, now comes impersonization. — Missing The Point (@missingthept.bsky.social) 2026-10-21T19:02:56.550Z His brain is tapioca.

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