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The Miracle of The Orange 🤡 Economy, Part Infinity: A new CBSNews/YouGov poll shows that Americans think the economy is totally eff’ed in the dark and it’s the goddamned Orange 🤡’s  fault. 77% of Americans —who rated the economy as … Continue...

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“I will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected.” — General William Tecumseh Sherman Rest assured, Sporkfoot says she’s not running for prznint: Washington — GOP Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia refuted reports that she’s planning … href="https://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/11/24/rep-3-toes-goes-nearly-full-sherman/" target="_blank" rel="noopener ugc nofoll...

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Affordability Week, Cont. If my math is correct (always questionable because I never remember to carry the 2), the GOP has voted 70+ times to pull-the plug on the Affordable Care Act, and right now they have a chance to … Continue reading →

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Our Hillbilly VP is fixin’ to say sumpin’ to them thar members of Congress: Yale Law galaxy brain — Corey Rayburn Yung (@coreyryung.bsky.social) 2025-11-23T21:27:12.758Z Y’all wanna learn-up on this, JD: if ‘n the Prez-e-nint of the U-nited States gives an … href="https://mockpaperscissors.com/2025/11/24/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-437/" target="_blank" rel="noopener ...

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Bad Signs, Cont.

“…and no fishing without a driver’s license.”

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