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“Everyone needs a farm hand, Hoomin!,” said the many animals interviewing for the job. (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)

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U.S. Attorney Aaron Reitz —who quit DOJ after a few months in 2025 to run an unsuccessful campaign for Texas AG— is threatening Sen. Richard Blumenthal over his probe of White House ballroom donors. Quid meets Quo and goes Pro, … Continue reading →

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The Washington Sun (née NOTUS) email thingie leads their morning with… “Democrats: Putting the lame in lame duck. The minority party seems to have forgotten how the House works, The Sun’s Hill team reports. First, some Democrats spaced out on … Contin...

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Nearly 150 years after Reconstruction, Mississippi —the birthplace of the Blues and the resting place of Emmett Till— sent a Black American to the U.S. Senate for the first time since 1881. We congratulate Senator-Elect Scott Colom for his historic win … Continue ...

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Some Stupid To Start Your Day? Nvidia Chief Executive Jensen Huang —he of the endless black leather Members-Only black jackets— has resigned after TWO extramarital affairs, including one with a suspected Chinese spy and another with a direct-report employee. As …

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