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The Culture Wars Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

I just cannot: Stephen Miller saw an alien on the bridge and started drafting an executive order. — Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov) 2026-01-16T03:29:01.918Z That was a secret message to Gums Ellison. Hair Füror’s pocket Nazi thinks Gums owes the …


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Midday Palate Cleanser

“Orange Cats do not negotiate. Prepare to die, hoomin!” (Hat tip: Scissorhead M Davis)


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Regrets, They’ve Had A Few

The Journos at NOTUS’ email thingie noticed that Latinos are not all-in with Hair Füror and the 4th Reich: Trump’s focused problems: A group of seven politically independent Latino voters epitomized the president’s growing midterms problem, NOTUS’ Alex Roarty reports. …


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The Constitution Is The Law of the Land, Whether Republicans Like It Or Not

OK, now that we’ve disabused ourselves about Hair Füror cancelling elections, let’s turn our gimlet eyes (thanks, make mine a double) towards the other threat Hair Füror made to the United States yesterday, invoking the Insurrection Act. Last year, we …


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Hair Füror: ‘Don’t you know a joke when you hear one?’

The Orange 🤡  told Reuters that he’s doing such a good job that “when you think of it, we shouldn’t even have an election.” Semi-sentient jar of Mayonnaise Karoline Leavitt soon  walked it back, insisting he was “simply joking.” Hair …


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