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Midday Palate Cleanser
“You TOOL!,” hissed every cat in the country. “Have you no shame? Acting like a common canine!” (Hat tip: Scissorhead calcurmedgeon)

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At The State Dinner Last Night…
I guarantee you Trump doesn't know what the Boston Tea Party is. — TofuNYC🗽🇺🇦 🇬🇱🚫👑🖕🧊 (@groguspeak.bsky.social) 2026-04-29T01:16:25.230Z King Charles: I cannot help noticing the readjustments to the East Wing. I'm sorry to say that we British of course made our …

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Shorter Disney…
“…You don’t have the cards, Dopey.” Longer version: “We have received the Federal Communications Commission’s order initiating an accelerated review of the licenses held by ABC’s owned television stations. ABC and its stations have a long record of operating in … Contin...

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🎵 Re-Indicted And It Feels So Good 🎶 🎵
If anyone doubts that Todd Blanche is auditioning for the role of Pam Bondi to lead the DOJ, we gotta story for you. Todd Blanche got a Grand Jury to indict Comey for: A) making a threat against the president, and …

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RIP, Voting Rights Act of 1965
RIP, Voting Rights Act of 1965 WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court on Wednesday struck down Louisiana’s second majority Black congressional district in a decision that could open the door for Republican-led states to eliminate Black and Latino electoral districts …

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