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Texas politicians have crafted the sure thing to get Ken Paxton You’re Hired’ed as their Senator: This is a real photo. This is all they’ve got. — PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes.bsky.social) 2026-06-03T02:28:41.968Z In case you cannot see what they are holding … C...

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Yesterday, the House passed a resolution condemning Cadet Bone Spurs Great Adventure: Iran, and directed Hair Füror to bring an end to his war of choice. The vote was 215-208, with four Republicans joining all Democrats voting for it. The … Continue reading →

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Hey guys, remember that time Shrub nominated Harriet Miers —his personal attorney— to the Supreme Court and hilarity ensued until he replaced her with John Roberts, and oh crap, I‘m depressed. Anyway, Cleo, the Muse of History repeats herself: the …

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He’s saying the quiet part out loud again: Q: You said last week that the U.S. would go in and dig out the buried nuclear material. Did Iran actually agree to that?Trump: Well, it depends on what day you're talking … Continue reading →

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At the rate we’re going, that will be all that left of the national parks before Hair Füror is done.

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