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Peer pressure isn’t just for teenagers anymore. There are nefarious middle-aged gangs trying to suck us into their sinister activities.

The first ones that got me were the pickleballers.

Suddenly, I was spending six hours a day hitting a plastic ball over a net, while sporting a “Baby Got Backhand” t-shirt.

Fortunately, thanks to a solid case of...


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In the early 2000’s my friend Deirdre and I decided to put on a Children’ s Christmas play.

We sat in Pastor Rick’s office and told him that we had some great ideas, and not to worry, because we came highly recommended…

by each other.

But, seriously, trust us!

We already had the script and next we rounded up our cast. They were...


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Back in our early years of marriage, Steve always made sure we had the nicest room when we went on vacation. “If possible, we would love an ocean view,” he said to the front desk clerk, while simultaneously gazing adoringly into my eyes.

She smiled at us. Aw, a young couple in love.

Thirty minutes later, we sat on the balcony, sipping chardonnay ...


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WTG?!

When I was young, I spent a fair amount of time baking in the sun, while covered in oil.

Think rotisserie chicken in a bikini.

“You’re going to regret it someday,” my mom warned me.

But as a teenager with big goals (to be the tannest in all the landest), I didn’t listen.

But now, many moons later (or should I say suns), I have ...


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