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And lo, I was looking between the cushions of My heavenly couch the other day, seeking the divine TV remote, when I found something I had not seen in several millennia.
An eleventh commandment.
Apparently it had slipped down there sometime after Sinai. And I said, “Well, shit.” For behold, humankind has spent thousands of years observing the Ten Commandments whe...
Come on, man, let’s get absolutely sober. It’s Friday. It’s been a long-ass week; I need to get clear-headed as a motherfucker.
Teas, right? Let’s get some teas. You want some milk? Don’t be a milk pussy, dude. Get some calcium. I don’t want to be the only one with strong bones. Yes, there it is. Okay, first tea of the night—let’s slam this shit down.
Oh man, th...
Thanks, everyone, for joining me on this Zoom pitch. I know we’re all in the same city, but it’s really hard for me to leave the house.
Studio liaisons, assistants, third wives of executives who now work as development consultants, and everyone else on the line: You know Backrooms? It was such a smash hit that kids actually put their phones away and swarmed movi...
Underground Artists is an ongoing comic by Ali Fitzgerald (Hungover Bear & Friends) that follows woodlan...
For some, having a baby can be prohibitively expensive, but the cost of living shouldn’t mean that starting a family is just a fairy tale. That’s where Rumpelstiltskin comes in.
Rumpelstiltskin isn’t your typical fertility startup. Rumpelstiltskin is here for your child.
Our founders took years of experience in casino design and timeshare sales and swaddled them...