McSweeney’s

Hollywood Annotated Creative Labs, Inc.
Role: AI Script Trainer
The best Hollywood scripting models still take illogical leaps in narrative structure. Every correction you make becomes a training node for the next AI self-scripting model and also another notch in the deathbed of a once proud American industry. When you identify a hallucinated s...

Hi. So I have this collection.

It is a significant collection. At its peak in February 2022, it was worth—conservatively—2.3 million dollars. Seriously. I have documentation. I will show you the documentation.

I am asking $400 for all 847 pieces. This is not a joke. The $400 is firm, but also, I want to be clear, extremely negotiable.

Included in the coll...

“Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is ‘95% done.’ The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material.” – Conservative pollster Frank Luntz, writing on X.

1. Do you have a mobile phone? Can you act like you have received an important call?

A. I have the latest iPhone, and I studied at the Cours Florent in Paris for three years, under the tutelage of the great Cédric Blanc. I have trained my entire life for this moment.

B. Yes, and I once spoke to the Pastor who played King Herod in my local church...