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Dear Ted Lasso,
With your new season coming out, I thought you’d like some storyline advice from a non-Emmy-winning, suicide-surviving, journaling-through-the-pain, amateur writer mom. We can be pent-up-feelings pals.
I’m beyond grateful that in the first three seasons, you and the army of emotionally courageous people constructing you were willing to share that...
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