Maudlin House

First and foremost, you must always remember that you are a brand and even more importantly, you are his brand. This company was built on his genius, and we serve at his pleasure, and his pleasure alone. Our fearless leader (you’ll never meet a more generous guy) believes that when we march through those doors every day, we should (a) suit up for game day, and (b) be j...

Whitman’s
original
intentions for that line
were, I bet, to describe his cock
and balls

We’d been in the car most of the afternoon and saw the rooftop first when we crested the ridge. Then yellow. And finally, the fluffing green of the lawn and, finally again, the drab of gravel and we were there. Like so many times after we held hands walking inside. I can still feel that palm.

We started digging through the box of VHS tapes about an hour before sundown....

RE: A Rare Autumnal Feast

To: ChefFrankenF00d1e89:

After reading your proposition on the forums, I am reaching out to enquire as to the reality of your post’s content.

Is what you wrote fantasy or a sincere desire and open invitation for this rare autumnal moment? As to the preparatio...