After calling a casino, Lex deals with a flippant shirt seller.

To watch stuff on his ceiling, Lex has to invent his own pillow.

Lex doesn't make an unreasonable decision, despite how bot-like a hipster was acting.

Lex wants to buy Animal Crossing and Apple AirPods Max, but no one wants to sell them to him.

After explaining how he wasn't obsessed with his Volkswagen, Lex helps neighbors get a washer and dryer.

After a lengthy back and forth with Maxwell, Lex at least gets to eat real pizza.

Lex never hears from a friend again, even after having the best Thanksgiving ever.

While Lex is disappointed that he didn't meet Heather Ito, getting a free Sega Genesis controller was a nice consolation prize.

After selling a loft bed for the maximum allowable profit, Lex is disappointed that the weird van's model name doesn't sound like his name.

Lex's old job got him a weird van for cheap AND made him first in line for an Atari.

Lex mentions Alternative Country for the second straight episode, but it's not why he turned down a $30 offer.

After getting flipped off and offered trades, Lex still isn't asked what Alternative Country is.

Lex is much more real than Rich's stated interest in basketball.

Lex happily helps out a grandma, but won't deliver when Lucas is interested.

After ripping someone off, Lex frightens a man AND his dog while in the bad part of town.

After a wireless Nintendo controller was a bust, Lex shows his New Orleans Hornets shorts to a scammer.

Lex only has to move a white dresser out of the way of a Volkswagen Golf for a few months.

Lex finds that people would rather play catch with themselves than use a hockey goal for soccer.

Lex has to make do when both the weird van AND the Admiral are in the shop.

When an imbecile doesn't see his message, Lex sells an exercise bike before anyone else is awake.