Follow LaffGaff, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/laffgaff Tue, 28 Sep 2021 15:52:28 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyjJIpHPZL_BnMq2h3ehXEp I am writing a book about all the things I should be doing in my life. It's an oughtobiography.]]> Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyjJIpHPZL_BnMq2h3ehXEp https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyjJIpHPZL_Bgp41t9tiERU [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Cats.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyjJIpHPZL_Bgp41t9tiERU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzukakcEvLhSn1d0VB8z-7c Four engineers get into a car but the car won't start. The mechanical engineer says, "It's a broken starter." The electrical engineer says, "Dead battery." The chemical engineer says, "Impurities in the gasoline." The IT engineer says, "Hey guys, I have an idea, how about we all get out of the car and get back in."]]> Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzukakcEvLhSn1d0VB8z-7c https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzukakcEvLhSgO5yOwvVe_2 [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]The feet.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzukakcEvLhSgO5yOwvVe_2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxNGB-EOAPiMiuZukmJ4mr4 Policeman: You’re going to prison for forgery. Me: *Slides him a $37 bill.* What about now?]]> Sun, 26 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxNGB-EOAPiMiuZukmJ4mr4 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxNGB-EOAPiMu-bbeigX9oC [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]A. A. Milne.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Sun, 26 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxNGB-EOAPiMu-bbeigX9oC https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCTZy4AugIKXCrAHWlao0B [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Sicily.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Sat, 25 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCTZy4AugIKXCrAHWlao0B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCTZy4AugIKeGrEXdXG_66 Stallone: I'm making a movie about classical composers. I'll be Chopin. Van Damme: I'll be Mozart. Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.]]> Sat, 25 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCTZy4AugIKeGrEXdXG_66 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwOFgtsTf0BMnCrAHWlao0B [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Edvard Munch.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwOFgtsTf0BMnCrAHWlao0B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwOFgtsTf0BMuGrEXdXG_66 I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was still obsessed with her x.]]> Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwOFgtsTf0BMuGrEXdXG_66 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFMfnrstnHpQO5yOwvVe_2 I threw a ball for my dog. It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a tuxedo.]]> Thu, 23 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFMfnrstnHpQO5yOwvVe_2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFMfnrstnHpbmyhX6zo8SW [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Cuba.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Thu, 23 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFMfnrstnHpbmyhX6zo8SW https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzacJiM8yc1M3KSkciKEY1s [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Type O negative.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Wed, 22 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzacJiM8yc1M3KSkciKEY1s https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzacJiM8yc1M2nhpmeYcemU A psychic is buying clothes: Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.]]> Wed, 22 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzacJiM8yc1M2nhpmeYcemU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkz8QRtM8AZgASVCAQLB0bf5 [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Peter.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Tue, 21 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkz8QRtM8AZgASVCAQLB0bf5 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkz8QRtM8AZgAQC0qH-r7xlT What did the carpenter say when he finished building his house? Nailed it.]]> Tue, 21 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkz8QRtM8AZgAQC0qH-r7xlT https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzwms8lwG6gjheIF_fEM9tn [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Green Bay Packers.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Mon, 20 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzwms8lwG6gjheIF_fEM9tn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzwms8lwG6gjuQEmsPXZ5C9 My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears. So he handed me another one.]]> Mon, 20 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzwms8lwG6gjuQEmsPXZ5C9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFJPGVYRPQOwp41t9tiERU What type of house weighs less than all others? A lighthouse.]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFJPGVYRPQOwp41t9tiERU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFJPGVYRPQOwBC78OgjhDM [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]The hippopotamus. It can open its jaws to almost 180°.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Sun, 19 Sep 2021 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyFJPGVYRPQOwBC78OgjhDM