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Strange Dinosaur

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting? Py-rex.

Who was the inventor of the cotton gin?

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Eli Whitney.[/su_spoiler]

Ego And Superego

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 08:00:33 GMT

Ego and superego walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm gonna need to see some id."

What is the name of Pearl Jam’s lead singer?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Eddie Vedder.[/su_spoiler]

How many lines are there in a sonnet?

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Fourteen lines.[/su_spoiler]

Phone Builder

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..." "Look at what kids your age make in China!"

What is the longest river in the world?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]The River Nile.[/su_spoiler]

Zombie Bodybuilder

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back? He was dead lifting.

Who wrote "The Green Mile”?

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Stephen King..[/su_spoiler]

Fake Bills

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

I was working in my shop when the cashier called me over. He said, "These two guys came in and tried to give me some fake fifty dollar bills." "What did they look like?" I asked. He said, "Fifty dollar bills."

What is the name of the second Harry Potter movie?

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.[/su_spoiler]

Medication Aversion

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

I don't think my girlfriend likes my schizophrenia meds. Because every time I take them she goes away.

In tennis, what does ATP stand for?

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Association of Tennis Professionals.[/su_spoiler]

Miley Cyrus

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

I heard Miley Cyrus is in the new Silence of the Lambs reboot. She plays Hannibal Montannibal.

What does GUI stand for in computing terms?

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Graphical User Interface.[/su_spoiler]

Early Christmas Songs

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 08:00:43 GMT

I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It's my jingle bell rock.

Who was the director of the movie Goodfellas?

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Martin Scorsese.[/su_spoiler]

Chickpea Killer

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

What's it called when you kill chickpeas? Hummuside.

What is the white part of the eye called?

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]The sclera.[/su_spoiler]

In "The Empire Strikes Back”, what substance is Hans Solo frozen in?

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Carbonite.[/su_spoiler]