Follow LaffGaff, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/laffgaff Thu, 23 Mar 2023 07:05:31 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyIzIl-d9aDPpJTpfXVttXD I don't understand the hate lazy people get. They didn't do anything.]]> Wed, 22 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyIzIl-d9aDPpJTpfXVttXD https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyIzIl-d9aDPt3hDS9njgCr [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Anubis.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Wed, 22 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyIzIl-d9aDPt3hDS9njgCr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkw2-qpfuOsHn8lTP0vptTFR I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It's only a draft at the moment.]]> Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkw2-qpfuOsHn8lTP0vptTFR https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkw2-qpfuOsHn96jHbRcHw3s [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Athens.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkw2-qpfuOsHn96jHbRcHw3s https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzWBgMC7heDFabel3Iu4GjH My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns. She says if I make any more I'm toast.]]> Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzWBgMC7heDFabel3Iu4GjH https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzWBgMC7heDFSRFMxTa8z4W [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Hippopotamus.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkzWBgMC7heDFSRFMxTa8z4W https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCDTmE2ohHf0TXPGaG87AR A girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture. I told her I'm just looking for a match.]]> Sun, 19 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCDTmE2ohHf0TXPGaG87AR https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCDTmE2ohHf58v71dCn6bG [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Positrons.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Sun, 19 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkwCDTmE2ohHf58v71dCn6bG https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjGyGPFZ_ndReIF_fEM9tn [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Nemesis.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Sat, 18 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjGyGPFZ_ndReIF_fEM9tn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjGyGPFZ_ndRhSCv31NykC My wife just confessed that she broke my favorite lamp. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at her in the same light ever again.]]> Sat, 18 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjGyGPFZ_ndRhSCv31NykC https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxwogX7ZkhrOTRQaTQYXBS9 [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Eighteen.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Fri, 17 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxwogX7ZkhrOTRQaTQYXBS9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxwogX7ZkhrOVT72x6uxjiK We had a contest at work for the best neckwear. It was a tie.]]> Fri, 17 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxwogX7ZkhrOVT72x6uxjiK https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkx5YrRfM6hPjfdczOo_8W9B I once posed naked for a magazine. The shop keeper wasn't having it and told me I'd have to give him cash like everyone else.]]> Thu, 16 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkx5YrRfM6hPjfdczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkx5YrRfM6hPjabel3Iu4GjH [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Three - the hammer, anvil and stirrup.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Thu, 16 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkx5YrRfM6hPjabel3Iu4GjH https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjKTMvPDSmrsfGo0LrnZNO [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Spice Girls.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Wed, 15 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjKTMvPDSmrsfGo0LrnZNO https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjKTMvPDSmrlRpWVnEcNkS My sister just delivered a baby. I knew she had it in her.]]> Wed, 15 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkxjKTMvPDSmrlRpWVnEcNkS https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyvt8kPmWg_NAaB2UxGNFpJ Thieves who stole 3 ton of tarmac have been in hiding for 2 months now. A police spokesman said, "We are hoping they will resurface soon."]]> Tue, 14 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyvt8kPmWg_NAaB2UxGNFpJ https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyvt8kPmWg_NO4DA87rvhPr [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Venice.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Tue, 14 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyvt8kPmWg_NO4DA87rvhPr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyoKC2OQ7fzrN3hDS9njgCr [lightweight-accordion title="Show answer" title_background="#efefef" bordered=true]Hamlet.[/lightweight-accordion]]]> Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyoKC2OQ7fzrN3hDS9njgCr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyoKC2OQ7fzrCoxzwoq1nFt Improper Fraction Helpdesk. Now open 24/7.]]> Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:00:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/Zh7nWzxMlkyoKC2OQ7fzrCoxzwoq1nFt