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Grease Soundtrack

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

I told my therapist I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head... He said, "Tell me more".

What significant event in mobile phone history occurred on 3 December 1992?

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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The first SMS text message was sent.

Grant Aid

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

My farmer friend used his government grant aid to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.

In which US state is the Masters golf major championship played every year?

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Georgia.

Self Centered

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

People call me self centered. But that's enough about them.

What was the name of Moses’ sister, according to the bible?

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Miriam.

Postal Service

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service? It's mail-dominated.

Mount Elbrus is the highest peak in which country?

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Russia.

Social Distancing

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Social distancing has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear such measures will push someone over the edge.

Who was the Greek god of war, bloodshed and violence?

Tue, 12 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Ares.

Flat Tire

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

What vegetable do you need when you get a flat tire? A-spare-I-guess.

Which scientist discovered the neutron?

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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James Chadwick, in 1932.

Coconut Shampoo

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

I bought coconut shampoo today, but when I got home, I realized... I don't even have a coconut.

What animal does cashmere come from?

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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The Kashmir goat.

Sail Purchase

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

I bought a sail for my boat on Amazon the other day. Today it dawned on me that it's not the right size so I called to cancel. They said it's too late. That sail has shipped.

In which country did curling originate?

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Scotland..

Wistful Tree

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Which tree wishes things were more like they used to be? Pine.

Which actor played Xenophilius Lovegood in the Harry Potter movies?

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

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Rhys Ifans.

Nice Pendant

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

I gave my French girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in it. It means the world to her.

Who became the 33rd President of the United States, after the death of Franklin D. ...

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

[su_spoiler title="View Answer" class="laffgaff-spoiler" open="no" style="fancy" icon="arrow-circle-1"]Harry S. Truman.[/su_spoiler]