Judge John Hodgman

Johnny brings the case against his wife, Alie. Alie loves hanging out with Johnny so much, she wants to stay next to him on the couch - even after she’s fallen asleep. Johnny says, quality time involves TWO awake partners. Johnny wants Alie to go to bed when she’s sleepy, because he wants to enjoy his alone time in actual solitude. Alie just loves sleeping on the couch! Who's...

It’s time to clear the docket! It’s full of disputes about cartoons and we have Lisa Hanawalt (Tuca and Bertie, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Horses and Sex) in chambers with Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Has anyone ever enjoyed Tom & Jerry? Should we stop asking if Goofy is a dog or a person? Is there any cha...

Judge John Hodgman doesn't give advice on our show. He delivers justice. But in the Members Only Mailbag? All the advice our members desire!

This month, Bailiff Jesse Thorn and video producer Daniel Speer join the judge to advise a member about his long-distance relationship. Here's a little bit of that sage wisdom. To hear the rest, you'll have to be a MaxFun member! J...

YIPPEE KIYAY, Judge John Lovers! Friends Katie and Mike have a dispute about the movie DIE HARD. And NO, it’s not about whether or not DIE HARD is a Christmas movie!

Katie maintains that it is completely unrealistic to expect that hero John McClane’s gun would remain strapped to his sweaty, bloody back - no matter how strong that holiday packing tape may be. Mike says i...

Are 12-foot skeletons played out? What should you do if you want to go wild with Halloween decorations but you live on a “lights out on Halloween” street? What makes a successful Halloween costume? Are all scary movies fair game for Halloween movie nights, or does the movie have to involve the holiday? Judge John Hodgman answers these questions and much more, with Bailiff Jes...