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Title: A Daily Humorous, Yet Insightful, Quote of the Day

Publisher:  JonHuie
Message frequency:  7 / week

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Daily Funny Quote for Thursday December 4, 2025

Funny Quote of the Day

Confucius might have said:
Once frightened, twice smelly in armpit.
- Anonymous

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Daily Funny Quote for Wednesday December 3, 2025

Funny Quote of the Day

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea;
but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
- Abraham Lincoln

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Daily Funny Quote for Tuesday December 2, 2025

Funny Quote of the Day

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- Gr...

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Daily Funny Quote for Monday December 1, 2025

Funny Quote of the Day

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- Shrek</span...

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Daily Funny Quote for Sunday November 30, 2025

Funny Quote of the Day

I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- Thelma and Louise

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