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I don't care if it works by default, if you need to hit the frier with an EMAG or if you need to use a crew driver on it and cut a "safety wire", I want to be able to deep fry a whole dead body (who isn't myself), so that I can eat them and vomit them back out in front of people as a gag.
Eating corpses is already very easy to do and there are even easier ways to make a corp...

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We should be able to enter open barrels like they're bath tubs and have a nice soak in some warm water. Or acid. Or nerve gas. Possibilities are endless, really. I'd also love to see the ability to dump people/bodies into them for some classic body dissolving action. I mean just imagine a group of gangsters/revs/etc forcing someone into The Death Barrel as they try to scream for...

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I am of the belief that we spacepeople should be able to use shovels to 'pick up' ores (like 1-5 from piles) by clicking on them with a shovel to then dump them into furnaces like we're train staff feeding our engine big heaps of coal. This could also be extended to a special attack for the shovel where whatever you have on it is flung in the direction you swing. I'd also be hap...

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Does anyone LIKE shuttle flights?

I was thinking. What if they where a minute long..escape pods went straight to centcom, and centcom was just 2 minutes instead of 60 to compensate.

Shuttle flights seem to mostly just be screaming and flailing. I don't think they bring much to anround other then frustration for anyone doing anything.

Just an idea

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Besides the weird visual of someone knocking somebody else 15 feet away while being unconscious on the floor, the wrestling belt's ability to attack people, even while you are knocked-out on the floor makes you practically unarrestable and kill-on-sight.
While there are a couple other weapons like that, like the red chainsaw, the wrestling belt tends to get underestimated du...

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