Follow Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/funny-jokes-quotes-sayings-blog Thu, 01 Dec 2022 05:01:35 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLqKIc-ypPwY1Lv-B9hV9S2 "On her taxes, Stormy Daniels listed her hush money from Trump under 'gross income.'" Electile dysfunction? Laugh it off with these Donald Trump jokes.]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:19:31 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLqKIc-ypPwY1Lv-B9hV9S2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIL3tBXbArlrN3hDS9njgCr "The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." These funny political quotes will help you elect to keep smiling!]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:57:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIL3tBXbArlrN3hDS9njgCr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIwxX64S9MpDUGT5aWO9DEx "In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes." Funny voting quotes and funny election quotes: elect to keep smiling!]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:44:22 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIwxX64S9MpDUGT5aWO9DEx https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLGEvUZCdNd9wBC78OgjhDM " Dude, that really WAS a killer wave!" These funny tombstone sayings could make you die from laughter. But it'll be a hilarious hereafter.]]> Sun, 09 Oct 2022 20:07:00 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLGEvUZCdNd9wBC78OgjhDM https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKwMSLOODA_fReIF_fEM9tn "On Halloween I ran out of candy and had to give the kids nicotine gum." Funny Halloween Quotes: dandy as candy, and better for your teeth.]]> Sun, 09 Oct 2022 19:18:56 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKwMSLOODA_fReIF_fEM9tn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLzoFPfxl_OkQpx5_w21kha Very funny jokes to inflict on your friends, facebook or in the flesh. They’ll be bugging you for more, so help yourself to a humongous hunk of humor!]]> Wed, 17 Aug 2022 09:28:39 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLzoFPfxl_OkQpx5_w21kha https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIrfd_HeyUqtCRFMxTa8z4W "If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I'll be happy to laugh at you." Very short jokes that will stick in your mind like dog heair on a wool suit.]]> Tue, 16 Aug 2022 22:27:54 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIrfd_HeyUqtCRFMxTa8z4W https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK-tg9UpViNbUoy9CZgXDJO Hilarious quotes and sayings about women. As Mark Twain said, “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”]]> Tue, 16 Aug 2022 19:30:51 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK-tg9UpViNbUoy9CZgXDJO https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI7Eb-vUVAPLUQqW5gBv7mX "What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved." Funny kid jokes to amuse your own personal funny kid.]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:53:20 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI7Eb-vUVAPLUQqW5gBv7mX https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJbWgDRdhcsgS3FFO_xyF25 "Every class is drama class when you're in high school." Funny school quotes that make the grade, because you gotta learn to laugh. Especially about education.]]> Tue, 02 Aug 2022 17:35:54 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJbWgDRdhcsgS3FFO_xyF25 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJzc1syszYt59aXKMm36c-X "There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works." Baseball jokes! If you ever swung and missed, these will help you connect.]]> Fri, 01 Jul 2022 17:30:15 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJzc1syszYt59aXKMm36c-X https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzItQiJ61gv0Sum6srrLMsqK "Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.]]> Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:50:36 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzItQiJ61gv0Sum6srrLMsqK https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzsfdczOo_8W9B "My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:37:42 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzsfdczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzse4sICfMfkNm "Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:35:45 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzse4sICfMfkNm https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKizgFW0EZj-eifqJurszLU Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:32:39 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKizgFW0EZj-eifqJurszLU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJiY8Vw9FVz7ReIF_fEM9tn "If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours." Funny death quotes to help you laugh about it now so you won't mind it later.]]> Tue, 10 May 2022 17:55:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJiY8Vw9FVz7ReIF_fEM9tn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwSngkwrdsok "I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married." Mothers Day Jokes for mothers and others who love their mothers.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:40:13 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwSngkwrdsok https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwaB2UxGNFpJ "I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for fun-loving moms and all fans of the maternal colonel.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:27:26 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwaB2UxGNFpJ https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gv4fjc6hd5eWF I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” Funny mother jokes and one-liners for all moms and their offspring.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:24:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gv4fjc6hd5eWF https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJJNaYRWadcX6 "I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:19:41 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJJNaYRWadcX6