Follow Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/funny-jokes-quotes-sayings-blog Thu, 30 Jun 2022 06:10:34 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzItQiJ61gv0Sum6srrLMsqK "Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks." Independence Day Jokes and Funny Quotes: Fireworks for your Funnybone.]]> Tue, 21 Jun 2022 17:50:36 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzItQiJ61gv0Sum6srrLMsqK https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzsfdczOo_8W9B "My father had a profound effect on me. He was a lunatic." Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes, because fathers are fodder for funny. Share 'em with your old man.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:37:42 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzsfdczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzse4sICfMfkNm "Remember: What Dad really wants is a nap. Really." Fathers Day jokes: Daddy, Pops, whatever you call him, he deserves a good laugh. Even more than a tie clip.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:35:45 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK8n0Z8_UJzse4sICfMfkNm https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKizgFW0EZj-eifqJurszLU Newest funny jokes of the day. Funny quotes, sayings, photos, songs, videos and more. ADVISORY: This site contains anti-depressive material.]]> Mon, 30 May 2022 04:32:39 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKizgFW0EZj-eifqJurszLU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJiY8Vw9FVz7ReIF_fEM9tn "If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours." Funny death quotes to help you laugh about it now so you won't mind it later.]]> Tue, 10 May 2022 17:55:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJiY8Vw9FVz7ReIF_fEM9tn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwSngkwrdsok "I finally gave my mom what she really wanted on Mother’s Day. I got married." Mothers Day Jokes for mothers and others who love their mothers.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:40:13 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwSngkwrdsok https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwaB2UxGNFpJ "I’ve been married 14 years and I have three kids. Obviously I breed well in captivity." Funny Mother Quotes for fun-loving moms and all fans of the maternal colonel.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:27:26 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gvwaB2UxGNFpJ https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gv4fjc6hd5eWF I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said, “Not yet, but we placed an ad.” Funny mother jokes and one-liners for all moms and their offspring.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:24:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL_sIQoH66gv4fjc6hd5eWF https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJJNaYRWadcX6 "I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate." Graduation jokes, because your life is way too important to be taken seriously.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:19:41 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJJNaYRWadcX6 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJC1Ly282xAAw "Graduation: a ritual where they award you a diploma, in hopes that you have learned enough to be able to read it." Funny graduation sayings to keep you in the humor zone.]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:16:09 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJeBattC3OtJC1Ly282xAAw https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI4CpW85zxXBKgHTd9OkkKt "A diploma is basically a subliminal ticket to the alumni fundraiser." Funny graduation quotes to help you graduate with Humor!]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2022 18:05:11 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI4CpW85zxXBKgHTd9OkkKt https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLeL0eckN90RVRpWVnEcNkS "I wanted to give up my children for Lent, but nobody would take them." Your prayers for Funny Easter Quotes and Jokes are answered.]]> Sat, 09 Apr 2022 04:11:09 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLeL0eckN90RVRpWVnEcNkS https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnQO5yOwvVe_2 Get 'em back with a laugh attack! Great practical joke ideas for the office, dates, weddings, spouses, and more. Hilarious pranks for harmless laughs.]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2022 18:08:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnQO5yOwvVe_2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnbG7Iy_4u0x9 Walk up to someone at work and whisper, "They know!" Harmless and hilarious great April Fools jokes that will leave 'em laughing. It's cool to fool!]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2022 18:00:56 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnbG7Iy_4u0x9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fncfGo0LrnZNO Famous April Fool pranks that fooled millions. Classic humor from governments, corporations, and clever people like you. No foolin'!]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2022 17:55:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fncfGo0LrnZNO https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnUGT5aWO9DEx "Some see my brain as half empty but I see it as half fool." April Fool Jokes, pranks, and one-liners for maximum fun and foolishness.]]> Thu, 17 Mar 2022 17:43:34 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIowN2vyC2fnUGT5aWO9DEx https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIdlZ3-S7g5vjRQaTQYXBS9 "Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... No really, it could happen!" Irish jokes for funny folks who dig the Emerald Isle.]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:15:54 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIdlZ3-S7g5vjRQaTQYXBS9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIdlZ3-S7g5vpONpYks2fGs "May the road rise up to meet you, and may you never have to sleep underneath the Riverdance rehearsal hall." Funny Irish Sayings - clever Hibernian humor.]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:11:04 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIdlZ3-S7g5vpONpYks2fGs https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI5-_KDur_gYwO5yOwvVe_2 "Why do the Irish Dance with their arms at their sides? Because it's a small island." Funny Irish Jokes: more fun than a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.]]> Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:06:21 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI5-_KDur_gYwO5yOwvVe_2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLX8EhxSvYVAWhamfNIiY2W "May the wind at your back not be from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch." St Patricks Day jokes that get you in the spirit without the need for spirits.]]> Wed, 02 Mar 2022 17:29:54 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLX8EhxSvYVAWhamfNIiY2W