Follow Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/funny-jokes-quotes-sayings-blog Tue, 21 Mar 2023 16:07:32 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLRP8SMfilpuS3FFO_xyF25 "Love means never having to say I'm sorry I ate your waffle." Cute love sayings about the stuff that spawns entire industries of songs, and self-help books.]]> Sat, 14 Jan 2023 18:59:41 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLRP8SMfilpuS3FFO_xyF25 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fdczOo_8W9B "Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately, they're from IKEA." Funny life quotes. Take two dozen and call me in the afterlife.]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:40:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fdczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fnNuMIJyU22 "My goal in life is to have a mind as smart as my mouth." The best funny quotes about life: "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:25:57 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fnNuMIJyU22 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJxT7A8L0rlnYeLGixeGJZp "I have known a great many troubles in my life, most of which never happened." Funny quotes on life, living, and the pursuit of hilarious. Carpe jokem!]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 17:56:14 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJxT7A8L0rlnYeLGixeGJZp https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL-njabpSHt8CVCAQLB0bf5 "Sincerity is the key to dating - if you can fake that, you've got it made." Funny dating jokes that will hook you up with some hot laughs.]]> Sun, 08 Jan 2023 21:20:26 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL-njabpSHt8CVCAQLB0bf5 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIEayF9QoECjbDXWBZfdr71 "DATING TIP: Never reveal how many cats you have." Dating quotes from the funniest folks online. Check these out if you're single & want to mingle.]]> Sun, 08 Jan 2023 21:11:29 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIEayF9QoECjbDXWBZfdr71 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKIsuRTXTZSo_dczOo_8W9B "My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." Funny sex quotes for whatever you need most - love or laughter.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:40:52 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKIsuRTXTZSo_dczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLkwNnc9qdmc31d0VB8z-7c "Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch." Funny proverbs to keep your head in the humor zone and your life in the laugh lane.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:23:28 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLkwNnc9qdmc31d0VB8z-7c https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb0TXPGaG87AR "Wise person never try to get even. Wise person try to get odder." Prediction: these funny fortune cookie sayings will bring Laughter for dessert!]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:08:46 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb0TXPGaG87AR https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb58v71dCn6bG "I date just to remind myself why I’m not married." Funny Dating Quotes to get you in the mood for a hot dude or dudess. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:00:25 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb58v71dCn6bG https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImbzErtZyObPkc "At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I’m pushing sixty. That’s enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to graduate from the fifties with humor.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:49:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImbzErtZyObPkc https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnUD9jZI2JatKEpFgimKzx "When blondes have more fun, do they know it?" Clean blonde jokes for all would-be blondes, and every real blonde with a sense of humor.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:31:51 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnUD9jZI2JatKEpFgimKzx https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLglg0skEkh1Qm0QkxGtqLL 80th birthday jokes: "Your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out." Hilarious stuff to highlight the occasion.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:23:59 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLglg0skEkh1Qm0QkxGtqLL https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI0BNMDhMFqU3HnycKeoCpf "The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest." 30th birthday jokes so you can laugh about it. Keep your funnybone toned and stay young forever.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:04:34 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI0BNMDhMFqU3HnycKeoCpf https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJx38ZSfJgRkjRQaTQYXBS9 Occasionally Grinchy Christmas humor quotes for satire lovers. "Three Wise Men to Jesus: 'Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas.'"]]> Wed, 07 Dec 2022 07:17:50 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJx38ZSfJgRkjRQaTQYXBS9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI0-8fLNE05SQSngkwrdsok These Christmas party jokes games will amplify your amusement and guarantee big laughs. Wordplay, free clean jokes, goofy games, great hilarity, big fun.]]> Wed, 07 Dec 2022 01:29:08 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI0-8fLNE05SQSngkwrdsok https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ7ouTSqn0reVhGNgNo2_0q "If you've ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you've seen me wrapping Christmas presents." You'll feel much finer with these Christmas one liners!]]> Tue, 06 Dec 2022 21:09:36 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ7ouTSqn0reVhGNgNo2_0q https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLbDFBkTPbrFgaB2UxGNFpJ "I need to decorate. My neighbors keep wishing me a Happy Hanukkah." Fasten your sleigh-belt! Hold onto your reindeer! Here’s the best Christmas jokes we unwrapped this year.]]> Tue, 06 Dec 2022 19:31:11 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLbDFBkTPbrFgaB2UxGNFpJ https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLqKIc-ypPwY1Lv-B9hV9S2 "On her taxes, Stormy Daniels listed her hush money from Trump under 'gross income.'" Electile dysfunction? Laugh it off with these Donald Trump jokes.]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2022 19:19:31 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLqKIc-ypPwY1Lv-B9hV9S2 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIL3tBXbArlrN3hDS9njgCr "The problem with political jokes is that they get elected." These funny political quotes will help you elect to keep smiling!]]> Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:57:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIL3tBXbArlrN3hDS9njgCr