Follow Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/funny-jokes-quotes-sayings-blog Tue, 21 Sep 2021 12:46:04 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnLQq2E6s_Bu4DA87rvhPr "If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours." Funny death quotes to help you laugh about it now so you won't mind it later.]]> Mon, 06 Sep 2021 20:00:15 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnLQq2E6s_Bu4DA87rvhPr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIZUq3dKtclLYIAmcWJ0TmB "I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then." Cute Life Quotes to stockpile some smiles and laugh awhile at your big adventure.]]> Thu, 12 Aug 2021 18:19:27 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIZUq3dKtclLYIAmcWJ0TmB https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ8sgO0ZnCmfiVCAQLB0bf5 "All my life I wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific." Humorous to hilarious cool quotes for hot topics: Success, Money, Work, Life, Death, Humanity.]]> Wed, 11 Aug 2021 19:51:32 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ8sgO0ZnCmfiVCAQLB0bf5 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ6UctFRfFgdKJCIqJppjfU "I thought it was the dryer that shrank my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator." Clean short funny jokes that won’t fog your brain or clog your drain.]]> Thu, 29 Jul 2021 21:25:47 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ6UctFRfFgdKJCIqJppjfU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKlECMvYbhi5VhGNgNo2_0q "DATING TIP: Never reveal how many cats you have." Dating quotes from the funniest folks online. Check these out if you're single & want to mingle.]]> Sat, 03 Jul 2021 17:39:32 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKlECMvYbhi5VhGNgNo2_0q https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI65L8SKhE2hgm0QkxGtqLL Clean funny senior citizen jokes for senior folks who can take a joke and make a joke. Help yourself to these free clean jokes for a free inner workout.]]> Mon, 10 May 2021 05:12:31 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI65L8SKhE2hgm0QkxGtqLL https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI65L8SKhE2hnMq2h3ehXEp Clean funny jokes, guilt-free, sanitized for your protection, no need for confession. Great jokes about everything, so clean you can tell 'em to Grandma.]]> Mon, 10 May 2021 04:58:56 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI65L8SKhE2hnMq2h3ehXEp https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJLg45QsqJY8nOFESPuQWsX "When blondes have more fun, do they know it?" Clean blonde jokes for all would-be blondes, and every real blonde with a sense of humor.]]> Wed, 05 May 2021 04:52:48 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJLg45QsqJY8nOFESPuQWsX https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI2jnjDZFIX1EFW8UNEQjUn "I didn't really say everything I said," according to Yogi. Whether he said 'em or not, these Yogi Berra quotes are classic, clever, and funny.]]> Wed, 05 May 2021 01:46:48 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI2jnjDZFIX1EFW8UNEQjUn https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJH77s7teDqI1T72x6uxjiK These Christmas party jokes games will amplify your amusement and guarantee big laughs. Wordplay, free clean jokes, goofy games, great hilarity, big fun.]]> Tue, 04 May 2021 02:51:41 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJH77s7teDqI1T72x6uxjiK https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI_VmO_4dM7eAX50KYzL9tX "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." These funny nature quotes: camping, earth day, global warming, will have you up a tree with laughter.]]> Thu, 22 Apr 2021 22:21:27 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzI_VmO_4dM7eAX50KYzL9tX https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKiG0hqNKpBJH-fx8LWuXng "You gotta love a country that puts Queen Elizabeth on their dollar coin and calls it a Loonie.." Canadian jokes to warm hearts and other body parts.]]> Sun, 18 Apr 2021 18:31:35 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKiG0hqNKpBJH-fx8LWuXng https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ6y01nkCIEqarkJyTkC_2b Boss jokes that work - to make your work a little wackier. Funny stuff to give your workday a wakeup call. Don’t call in sick. Call in funny!]]> Fri, 16 Apr 2021 22:38:48 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ6y01nkCIEqarkJyTkC_2b https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKC2PNqPQVTYWhamfNIiY2W "I worship the quicksand he walks in." Bitchy quotes for when you don't feel sunny but wanna make it funny. Hilarious stuff to pull you out of your pout.]]> Fri, 16 Apr 2021 21:56:44 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKC2PNqPQVTYWhamfNIiY2W https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKYeVdzsbVFgFyOSYGFl6uu Birthday quotes and jokes that take the cake: "You're only young once, but you can always be immature." Make it a real celebration with this funny stuff.]]> Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:45:02 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKYeVdzsbVFgFyOSYGFl6uu https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKYeVdzsbVFgDHgrmwRGUK6 "Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." Our best short jokes ever could make you laugh your shorts off. In a good way.]]> Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:34:15 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKYeVdzsbVFgDHgrmwRGUK6 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJI_uzTwjvthovmyuk5fxzE "There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works." Baseball jokes! If you ever swung and missed, these will help you connect.]]> Sun, 11 Apr 2021 04:30:14 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJI_uzTwjvthovmyuk5fxzE https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJXNupVbhOt7O4DA87rvhPr "Football players are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental." American football jokes that score. Three yards and a cloud of laughs.]]> Sun, 11 Apr 2021 03:45:04 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJXNupVbhOt7O4DA87rvhPr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLLA0vCArzJsoMOI2eu70Rg 80th birthday jokes: "Your bones get softer, but your arteries get harder, so it balances out." 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