Follow Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings Blog, filter it, and define how you want to receive the news (via Email, RSS, Telegram, WhatsApp etc.) https://follow.it/funny-jokes-quotes-sayings-blog Thu, 07 Dec 2023 11:46:38 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKcYOF0ASx3IFhGNgNo2_0q "If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend." Funny travel quotes to help you remember: Wherever you go, there you are.]]> Tue, 05 Dec 2023 06:14:11 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKcYOF0ASx3IFhGNgNo2_0q https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLt8m_eVV7L6LG7Iy_4u0x9 Guaranteed laughter and heaps of hilarity with this simple zoom game. Easiest way to have a funny zoom meeting. Everyone wins!]]> Sat, 25 Nov 2023 19:48:24 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLt8m_eVV7L6LG7Iy_4u0x9 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK0vl1Vx0N6DVe5jCclomp- Welcome to the 60's! Free love and other groovy stuff. Oh wait, that was those other sixties. Bummer. These 60th birthday jokes and quotes are the next best thing.]]> Sat, 25 Nov 2023 18:33:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK0vl1Vx0N6DVe5jCclomp- https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJB2SVoaQILPuifqJurszLU Guaranteed laughter and heaps of hilarity with this simple zoom game from JokeQuote. Easiest way to have a funny zoom party. Everyone wins!]]> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 23:22:11 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJB2SVoaQILPuifqJurszLU https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK2q8q1kdvifjErtZyObPkc "Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and apparently we're all very thankful for our smartphones." Funny Thanksgiving Quotes, and not a turkey in the bunch.]]> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 19:43:19 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK2q8q1kdvifjErtZyObPkc https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK2q8q1kdvifrDXWBZfdr71 "ATT to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception." These funny quotes or sayings about tech will un-strain your brain and de-stress your mess.]]> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 19:37:09 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzK2q8q1kdvifrDXWBZfdr71 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIMKIlK7mri3e4DA87rvhPr "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." These funny nature quotes: camping, earth day, global warming, will have you up a tree with laughter.]]> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 19:03:45 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIMKIlK7mri3e4DA87rvhPr https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKMojX5ML_jnIIAmcWJ0TmB "Football players are temperamental. That’s 90% temper and 10% mental." American football jokes that score. Three yards and a cloud of laughs.]]> Thu, 04 May 2023 04:54:29 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKMojX5ML_jnIIAmcWJ0TmB https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLRP8SMfilpuS3FFO_xyF25 "Love means never having to say I'm sorry I ate your waffle." Cute love sayings about the stuff that spawns entire industries of songs, and self-help books.]]> Sat, 14 Jan 2023 18:59:41 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLRP8SMfilpuS3FFO_xyF25 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fdczOo_8W9B "Life does come with a set of instructions. Unfortunately, they're from IKEA." Funny life quotes. Take two dozen and call me in the afterlife.]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:40:12 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fdczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fnNuMIJyU22 "My goal in life is to have a mind as smart as my mouth." The best funny quotes about life: "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 18:25:57 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIyRun6S-C7_fnNuMIJyU22 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJxT7A8L0rlnYeLGixeGJZp "I have known a great many troubles in my life, most of which never happened." Funny quotes on life, living, and the pursuit of hilarious. Carpe jokem!]]> Fri, 13 Jan 2023 17:56:14 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJxT7A8L0rlnYeLGixeGJZp https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL-njabpSHt8CVCAQLB0bf5 "Sincerity is the key to dating - if you can fake that, you've got it made." Funny dating jokes that will hook you up with some hot laughs.]]> Sun, 08 Jan 2023 21:20:26 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzL-njabpSHt8CVCAQLB0bf5 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIEayF9QoECjbDXWBZfdr71 "DATING TIP: Never reveal how many cats you have." Dating quotes from the funniest folks online. Check these out if you're single & want to mingle.]]> Sun, 08 Jan 2023 21:11:29 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzIEayF9QoECjbDXWBZfdr71 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKIsuRTXTZSo_dczOo_8W9B "My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." Funny sex quotes for whatever you need most - love or laughter.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:40:52 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzKIsuRTXTZSo_dczOo_8W9B https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLkwNnc9qdmc31d0VB8z-7c "Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch." Funny proverbs to keep your head in the humor zone and your life in the laugh lane.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:23:28 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzLkwNnc9qdmc31d0VB8z-7c https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb0TXPGaG87AR "Wise person never try to get even. Wise person try to get odder." Prediction: these funny fortune cookie sayings will bring Laughter for dessert!]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:08:46 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb0TXPGaG87AR https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb58v71dCn6bG "I date just to remind myself why I’m not married." Funny Dating Quotes to get you in the mood for a hot dude or dudess. Laughter is the best aphrodisiac.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 05:00:25 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImb58v71dCn6bG https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImbzErtZyObPkc "At 60, your recliner has more controls than your car." "I’m pushing sixty. That’s enough exercise for me." Funny 60th Birthday Quotes to graduate from the fifties with humor.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:49:07 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJ0Oe2-ZRImbzErtZyObPkc https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnUD9jZI2JatKEpFgimKzx "When blondes have more fun, do they know it?" Clean blonde jokes for all would-be blondes, and every real blonde with a sense of humor.]]> Mon, 02 Jan 2023 04:31:51 +0200 https://api.follow.it/track-rss-story-click/v3/KQyTeu-WRzJnUD9jZI2JatKEpFgimKzx