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I’m dictating this shit because my fingers are still too uncoordinated to type it out properly—some residual motor control bullshit from the ordeal. But I need to get this story out now; it’s been brewing for three days, and it’s one hell of a strange confluence of events. Right now, I’m up in Mukdahan province…

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Nope. Not dead. Gonna happen some day. Not yet. My 88-year-old dad finally called me a week or so ago to check up on me. Do you get the humor in that? The 88-year-old dad calls his 65-year-old son to check up. So, here’s the story: I gradually got bored out of my skull with…

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An image of the new inverted food pyramid is actually a little bit difficult to find online, and there’s a damn good reason for that—which I’ll get into in a minute. You see, the food pyramid has been around since the 1950s or ’60s—some shit like that—but no human on this planet ever gave it…

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