Fortune Kit

They should replace all the seats in arenas with toilets, they should replace the Capitol building with the Sphere, they should have nostalgia tours for iconic cultural moments like the Super Bowl nip slip or the Lenny Kravitz penis slip. And sadly, Gen Alpha can no longer hit important life milestones like piloting a hot air balloon at 14. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.p...

Rick Nielsen auctions off a coat that Nikki Sixx peed on. Barbie is canonically from Wisconsin. And the left must take the side of the unionized Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in their lawsuit against My Chemical Romance. Anyway, we speedrun the holidays by listening to Kid Stuff Records selections for Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: ww...

All 4 Beatles movies are going to sync up with Dark Side of the Moon and feature IP from Alex's AI slop Beatles fighting game, including George's Sitar Beam and Ringo's Drum Quake. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf

Sean Diddy Combs is getting Hennessy, nudes, and Chinese-style massages in prison. Plus, there should have been an episode of Home Improvement where Tim Allen helps the Grateful Dead fix the Wall of Sound. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.com/invite/HabqgJf