Maybe I would have been more capable at, say, algebra if I hadn’t given valuable brain space to forever remembering a bandage commercial from 1975? “I am stuck on Band-Aid brand ‘cause Band-Aid’s stuck on me,” indeed. It’s been stuck in my HEAD all this time. I’m also pretty loyal to that brand of bandages, so I have to admit it has worked.
Dunkin’ Donuts’ “time to mak...