HER WAY OR THE HIGHWAY: A self-described "free spirit" has outlined the simple terms and conditions she imposes on any of her new friends: 100% flexibility and zero input into plans. "Life is short," says Rachel Winter-Ross. "And friendship for me is about finding those special people who are willing to fall into line." Former friends of the 25 year old HR executive tol...

FROM THE VAULT: A 45 man is attempting to impress Club Rose Bay patrons today, turning up in a vintage First XV Rugby jersey. "Yep, I played breakaway for the Cranbrook 1sts in 1998," Harry Holt-Fairweather, was overhead telling as many people as possible. “At one point he started a sentence with, ‘Back when we were playing Scots…’ even though nobody had asked him anyth...

WIPE OUT: The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have fallen victim to the logistical nightmares of visiting Bondi Beach.

They unable to find a parking spot this afternoon, despite circling the area for almost two hours.

"Fuck this, I'm going back to the hotel," Prince Harry told DBT.

CUTTING HER LOSSES: A Vaucluse woman who bought tickets to see Meghan Markle nine weeks ago has had a change of heart today. Amber Hale-McGuiness was meant to go with a few friends, but they all pulled out after realising the event is at the Coogee InterContinental. "Sorry, I've never been south of Centennial Park except when I go to the airport," says the 48 year old w...

GOING DOWNHILL FAST: The Prime Minister has just announced that Australia is entering the third stage of the National Fuel Security Plan, as supplies dwindle further after yesterday's oil refinery fire in Geelong. “These are not easy decisions, but they are necessary ones,” Anthony Albanese told reporters this morning. From next week Australians will only be permitted t...