Sounding remarkably like tobacco baron Genial Harry Grout reprimanding Fletcher in Porridge, Donald Trump declares he is 'very disappointed' in Keir Starmer over Iran.
Footage has emerged on social showing the unknown female pilot beaming ear-to-ear despite being shot out of the sky moments before in a friendly fire mishap.
Strikes on Iran by the US and Israel over the weekend have sparked a near 10% increase in oil prices between the markets closing on Friday and opening on Monday.
An aggressive virus, Rabbit Hemorrhagic Disease (RHD), has seized bunnies across the globe and has been silently decimating British populations for over a decade.