Creative Minority Report

Remember when Joe Biden couldn’t even mention the fact that rights are derived from our Creator. That’s why he messed that line up. Remember, that was still a year or two short of full-on concussed zombie Biden. He was quoting the Declaration of Independence and realized he was going to mention our Creator aka God and he figured his audience would boo God so he stopped short....

That sounds like a brilliant idea right before opening a kids movie.

Hmmm… who’s having all the kids today? Christians? Right. So let’s make a movie for kids and then crap on Christian fathers who pile their kids into minivans to go to the movies? Brilliant!!

You know who’s out there right now, knee-deep in Goldfish crumbs and diaper bags, still somehow ...

The circus is in town and the clowns are wearing lab coats.

For years, we were told that abortions must be dragged out of the dirty, dingy alleyways and into the safe sanitary offices of doctors.

Remember that?

Well, they didn’t mean it. People who call themselves “Women’s rights advocates” are advocating for abortions to be taken out of doctor’s...

Might I make some suggestions?

Listen, I’ve been screaming into the void for years while you were still debating whether Area 51 was hiding weather balloons or just really dedicated cosplayers. Now CIA officials are out here saying the aliens are here. Well, they’re not exactly saying it in official PowerPoint form, but they’re also not punishing the...

I’m just saying that if you read about something like this in the Old Testament, you’d expect some smiting in the next chapter. That’s all I’m saying.

This is end of days level stuff right here. https://t.co/70v2TK6kKg