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Read Making Some Off-Color Remarks

Me: "I double-checked. These are precisely your brand colors; same values as the guidelines, same as your site." Client: "No, they’re wrong. I’m looking at them right now. They look… off. Like, washed out....


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Read The Password Is Correct, It’s The Universe That’s Wrong

Client: "I cannot log in." Me: *The same day.* "What happens when you try to log in? If you get an error message saying 'Incorrect username or password', pl...


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Read It’s Not Worth The Kilowatt Hours Of Energy To Argue

A client hands in a claim. A machine my company placed broke down, unexpectedly, and it needed to be fixed. We paid for the technicians, but it needed two visit...


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Read The Cost of Doing No Business

Client: "Hey, so where is all of the work you completed? The database is useless without it! Me: "I removed it. You were paying me per hour to complete the work, but seeing as your executive has decided no...


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Read When You Work With Both Space And Time

Me: "Being on time is a point of pride for me. Now I’m late for the rest of my appointments." Customer: "Calm down, the time is just a general guideline, right?" Me: "No. I aim to be exac...


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