Read A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions

These people were using Windows XP in 2017; that should tell you the condition of the equipment. I walk him through how to calibrate it. Nope, still barely responsive.
Caller: "I'm pressing it, but the...

Read Color Me Confused, Part 2

Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple."
Me: "Okay, I can take down its saturation."
Director: "No, I still want it to have a lot of color."

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Read Resorting To Retorting About Extorting

When the time came to pay the bill, the public body that hired me was late. It happens, but as a small business owner, I can't afford for clients to be late. I tried to engage with the pu...

Read A Fruitless Complaint

About three hours later, I got an email from the client asking what happened. It looked like it had been sitting out for a day; the fruit looked old. She's confused because my other work was so good, but she doesn't think...