Clients From Hell Stories- Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

Read Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear!

I do writing commissions as a side job. The following is taken from a chat log after someone pings me for a commission slot:
Client: "Hey, so you do stories, right? How much do you charge?"

Read

Read The Cost of Cutting Costs

Client: "We decided to cancel our partnership, as we think we are overpaying you, and the results we are getting are not worth that. This is our final decision, and please pass all social media login, like busines...

Read Whisker-Thin Understanding

Client: "It's a crypto! CatCoin!"
Me: "And you wanted me to design the website for it?"
Client: "No, you need to develop the coin. I can't pay you up front, but when people start buying it, I can split t...

Read A Spin Cycle of Bad Decisions

These people were using Windows XP in 2017; that should tell you the condition of the equipment. I walk him through how to calibrate it. Nope, still barely responsive.
Caller: "I'm pressing it, but the...

Read Color Me Confused, Part 2

Director: "This shot is looking too purple. Make it less purple."
Me: "Okay, I can take down its saturation."
Director: "No, I still want it to have a lot of color."

Read