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Read Sir, Believe Me When I Tell You You’re DEAD WRONG

I have a client who is way too familiar for my liking. I am always polite, but cold. He came in, remarking:
Client: *Offended.* "I saw you last weekend! You didn't...


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Read Wood You Be More Specific

Me: "What kind of wood would you like your table to be made of?"
Caller: "Real wood, obviously!"
Me: *Huge sigh.* "Our basic options are pine or oak, but we can also get cherry, mahogany, or a few other va...


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Read Built In Six Days, Paid On The Seventh

Client: *Matter-of-factly.* "Oh! Yes. We’ve decided not to pay you."
Me: "…sorry?"
Clint: "Well, the job was completed too quickly."

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Read Every Data Migration Ever

Me: "How clean is the data? Are you sending all of it and expecting us to clean it, or are you sending just the stuff you want to keep?"
Client's Head of IT: "Oh, we definitely don't want that in the new syste...


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