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Read It Wasn’t Even A Split Decision

I'm a web designer. A would-be client contacts me and asks if I'd be willing to "clean up" a website that he had another designer do, "which has since stopped working".

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Read We Have A Literary Surcharge

Client: "What are you guys doing? They're out here putting fiberglass insulation on the pipe!"
Me: "Yeah, that's what we had talked about and planned for—"
Client: "I told you no fiberglass is allowe...

Read An Eye-Conic Feature

I'm a graphic designer. Many years ago (in the age before AI), I made a brochure for a client. The cover had a photo of a couple; she was sitting with a computer, looking and smiling at the camera. The guy was standing behi...

Read Wrong Answers Only

A client calls in and states they cannot use their phone for verification. No problem, I have three other ways to verify.
The client fails ALL of them. Every single last one.

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Read The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way

Caller: "Hello, yes, I wanted to book a stay at a hotel I saw on TV."
Me: "Of course, ma'am. What hotel was it?"
Caller: "The White L...