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Don’t forget the butter!
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You know what’s fucking stupid?

Today I had glorious chance after chance after chance to stop at any number of unique Lake Superior beaches/rest stops/scenic lookouts/prostitute-friendly-zones/etc, etc, et fucking cetera, but I was hellbent on “making good time” while the weather and road conditions were in my favour.

Why?

I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!!!

I...

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Okay, yeah, I know, I’m way fucking behind on my road trip posts, but cut me some slack. It ain’t easy being a one man team getting this ridiculous production together.

[Editor’s Note: Fuck you, Mike!]

I’m actually on my way back home at the moment. Just rolled into Thunder Bay, and randomly picked the first dark parking lot that caught...

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[Editor’s note: Empty your bladder, settle in, and take frequent breaks ingesting the minutia of the following diatribe. Clearly the author is trying to compensate for whatever shortcomings he felt after Part 1’s post]

Alright, it’s Day 2. Where did we leave off? Oh yeah, that fucking moose on the side of the road that caused me to partially s...

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There’s no embellishment when I say it’s been a looooong fucking time since adding a segment to the Adventure category of this stupid-ass blog, so I’ve decided to document the trials and tribulations of driving from Goderich, Ontario to the suck-ass town of Winnipeg, where I’ll be attending my kid’s glorious triumph of marrying the woman he loves.

I’ve got plenty o’ ti...

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