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Stop drooling over everyone else's iPad and treat yourself to one of your very own. During our December Deal of the Day event, we're releasing new discounts that only last 24 or 48 hours. — Read the rest

Marjorie Taylor Greene just revealed what exactly went wrong for Herschel Walker: he didn't make her the star of his campaign events. But in fact, Walker's campaign stooges did invite Marge to speak at his events "maybe two or three" times, according to the Qongresswoman herself, it just wasn't "very often," which she found to be "extremely insulting." — Read the rest

Police in Germany are urgently searching for 60 containers of bull semen stolen from a farm in Olfen, near Cologne, earlier this week. The bovine jizz must be kept at -196°C to avoid spoiling.

They are seeking tips from the public that might lead to the recovery of the sperm, which was intended for artificial insemination.

After the US Justice Department told Trump's lawyers that they believed there were still more classified documents he had taken from the White House, the attorneys were compelled to take another look. Well, guess what. An independent firm Trump's team hired found at least two classified documents inside Trump's storage unit at a West Palm Beach, Florida facility managed by the US General Services Administration. — Read the rest

A day after a crowd protested outside San Francisco City Hall, the county board of supervisors has reversed its plans to use killer robots to enforce the peace. While initially only intended for use in 'emergency situations' the woke, liberal, killer robot-hating citizens of San Francisco have seen movies, and know it'd soon be all situations. — Read the rest

New Zealand farmers are calling bullshit on a "fart tax" the governments wants to levy on them based on the methane released by cattle flatulence, burps, and manure. A greenhouse gas, methane is one of the primary drivers of climate change. — Read the rest

Police in Ponca City, Oklahoma are seeking this gentleman who robbed a convenience store at gunpoint early Sunday morning. It shouldn't be too hard to find him given his striking resemblance to a football.

Above is surveillance video of the caper, complete with a bad action movie musical soundtrack.

Yesterday, we posted that Volusia County, Florida, visitors to a beach stumbled upon a mysterious 80-foot-long object poking out from the sand at low tide. Theories about its origins included that it was part of an old pier, seating from NASCAR races on the beach, or the remnants of a shipwreck. — Read the rest

I've always thought "how we measure" in the United States was a public demonstration that systems of measure and even time were just constructs of consciousness we did not understand and should be incomprehensible and intentionally hard to remember. How else do we explain quarts, ounces, teaspoons, and cords of wood? — Read the rest

Clone Force 99 will be back on January 4th. This trailer hints that this season will delve deeply into how the Clones at large feel about the Empire and its rise… and that the Galaxy will only get darker.

The best clone of them all, Captain Rex, and fan favorite Wookie padawan Gunji are back. — Read the rest

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Like us, you love a holiday jam or two. Voices singing "Let's be jolly?" We eat that up. — Read the rest

"A dog was accidentally sent through the X-ray," reports Transportation Security Administration officials. Apparently the canine was inside a carry-on backpack that went through the machine at Dane County Regional Airport in Madison, Wisconsin. This follows the story of a cat that reportedly smuggled itself in someone's suitcase last month but was also spotted on the X-ray. — Read the rest

Surprise! "TGI Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks" don't contain mozzarella cheese. And someone is mad enough about it that they filed a class action lawsuit against the company that makes them. (TGI Friday's isn't being sued)

From NBC Montana:

The lawsuit claims that TGI Friday's packaged cheese snacks found in grocery store frozen food sections are labeled "mozzarella sticks," but they actually only contain cheddar cheese.

A little bird crashed through the window of a house, in which happened to live 11-year-old actress Gable Swanlund, who has had parts in Modern Family and Netflix's Echoes. And then an enchanted moment happened that is usually reserved for animated Disney movies. — Read the rest

Kathleen Belew, author of Bring the War Home: The White Power Movement and Paramilitary America, posted this fascinating and revelatory thread about anti-government drop-out culture politics.

"Since the "crunchy to alt-right pipeline" is a conversation, people may be interested in the longer history of the white power movement's investment in crunch (crunchiness)

All the way back in the 1970s and '80s, white power women (in the Klan, skinhead groups, Christian Identity churches, and beyond) were interested in a bunch of things you might think of as crunchy:

These include organic farming, macrobiotic diet, paganism, avoiding fluoride, traditional midwifery."

After a seven-year hiatus, Polish filmmaker Jerzy Skolimowski, 84, releases EO during a time of increased awareness about animals, the relationships between animals and other sentient beings – like humans, and between humans, animals, and the earth. The official website is here. — Read the rest

Semafor is a recently-launched news website from Ben Smith, former editor-in-chief at Buzzfeed News and a New York Times media columnist, and Justin B. Smith, former Bloomberg LP CEO. With such high-profile founders, and some significant bankroll from Sam Bankman-Fried of FTX, Semafor made lofty claims about being a company "based on journalistic transparency." — Read the rest

One of the most arresting short stories in Peter Berbergal's Appendix N sword & sorcery anthology was C.L. Moore's trippy, fantasy horror story "Black God's Kiss." The appearance of that story in the book inspired a roleplaying game adventure setting and I'm sure introduced a lot of people to the work of Ms. — Read the rest

Dwarf Fortress is an amazing, mindboggling game, a roguelike that simulates an entire world in pursuit of simulating the remote but promising outpost of hardy dwarves which you lead in it. Deep, intricate, and brimming with fascinating and arresting "emergent properties", it always had one big thing going against it: the impenetrability of its text-mode graphics and user interface. — Read the rest

The only thing that sounds more hellish than working at Elon Musk's Twitter is living at Elon Musk's Twitter. Especially in one of Twitter's newly installed San Francisco HQ bedrooms, which are decked out in orange carpets, along with "unmade mattresses, drab curtains, and giant conference-room telepresence monitors" — dystopian decor straight out of a Black Mirror episode. — Read the rest