Bike Snob NYC

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but sometimes the beholder also has cataracts, which is the only way anybody could possibly look at this thing and like what they see:

He wishes he hadn’t looked at the price, but I wish I hadn’t loo...

Last week I mentioned that the Canadian Gravel Nationals were cancelled after the elite men’s podium had already finished, and here’s the story from

Well, make sure you’re paid up on those obsolescence insurance premiums, because

Yesterday I needed to make a trip to a large home improvement store, and the most convenient one is at the mall behind which the forbidding Trails Behind The Mall are behind. This was of course just the excuse I needed to strap a bike to the roof of THE CAR THAT I OWN and squeeze in a ride. So I strapped, and I drove, and when I arrived at the large home improvement store it ...

I think we’re all old enough to remember this guy, right?

Sure we are.

Well then you’ll all get the reference when I say that in America, rider abandon race…

…but in Soviet Union Canada,