My bloated belly continues to give Cake vibes (if you haven't read the last post, none of this is going to make sense) but has failed to exhibit much more than a crumb of evidence of its genuine cake-ness.

Rather then flogging the analogy to death, here is what I know:

I have ongoing ascities - fluid filling up in my abdominal cavity and giving me a lovely rotund ...

There is a show on Netflix called Is It Cake?

It is exceptionally irritating on many, many levels. The host shouts. The guest judges appear to have been drugged and kidnapped. The competitors give Nice But Dim vibes. 

The main premise is that you make a cake ...

Neutropenia is the fancy name for when your neutrophils, which are the bacteria-fighting cells in your blood, get obliterated by illness or treatment. 

Many types of chemotherapy cause neutropenia, which is why cancer patients are often immunosuppressed. We remember those immunosuppressed folk from Covid - the ones that gave us a sigh of relief when the death numbe...

I came up with that last night in bed. IV League, like Ivy League, but it stands for 4 in Roman numerals. Stage IV, metastatic cancer. We are in the IV League.

I dunno, it worked better in my head than it does written down. *Needs work*.

I have been procrastinating, again. 

It has become almost pathological, but I find it funny because I am p...