A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital

Why is Serena so unlikeable? She's sort of the worst version of Lucy, and we already have that. Oy. And this Jude fellow is very unpleasant. Britt, why are you letting him touch you? Meanwhile, Danny is being lectured yet again about his behavior. Ditto Jason. By Alexis. Alexis. And it looked like Carly and Valentin were in a bit of a pickle, but then Tristan gave a detailed ...

Heather is everywhere! And her apology tour is not going well. Will she win anyone over? Certainly not Trina and Portia, who are fit to be tied! And they should probably apologize to Isaiah, who can't seem to get away from the drama. Plus, everyone in Port Charles was already a little anxious, and Heather just doesn't have a calming effect. Then there's Jude. Different energy...

Okay, someone tell Elizabeth that when a boy volunteers to help you bake cupcakes, it's not because he wants to bake cupcakes. Or someone tell the writers that Elizabeth would already know this because she's smart and she's raised three boys. Speaking of raising boys, Jason had a lovely conversation with Danny, who rewarded him with a lot of information about a series of crim...

Port Charles isn't much fun these days. Sonny gets out of the mob, and no one throws him a party. Meanwhile, Chase is delivering balls to Willow, and she's feeling good about that. Britt is very excited about her fling with a stranger, but of course he is a very bad man. Danny wants Rocco and Scout to stop seeing each other because he's bitter and alone. Elizabeth is having a...

So Chase and Brook Lynn took off for the Dominican Republic and inflicted their misery on a lovely Dominican gentleman. They may recover, but will he? And will Sonny strike a deal with Hudson? Do we care? Will Drew and Willow team up for reasons we don't quite understand? Will Carly and Valentin figure out what happened to Jack? We would enjoy that. Will Elizabeth realize she...