With the launch date for NASA's Moon mission just one week away, Donald Trump has threatened to take the Moon by force if Denmark does not surrender it to US control.

The Coast to Coast walking trail has finally been upgraded it is revealed today, with a brand new motorway link to save people having to walk it all the way. 

Sir Keir Starmer has urged Donald Trump to view Britain’s refusal to enthusiastically cannonball into the Iran war not as reluctance, but as a “longstanding medical condition that conveniently flares up during other people’s conflicts.”

Negotiations to end the Iran war are progressing well following productive talks between Donald Trump and Donald Trump.

A man has entered his fourth hour of watching reels about the addictive and damaging effects of spending too much time on social media.