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Reform UK has welcomed a record £36m donation from a crypto billionaire convicted of breaching US anti-money laundering laws, as part of the party’s ongoing mission to clean up British politics.

Reform UK has claimed the Bayeux Tapestry proves Britain has been failing to tackle the small boats crisis for more than a thousand years, after the historic artwork revealed thousands of fighting-age foreign men successfully crossing the Channel from France and landing on the south coast.

An absent-minded man was left confused and embarrassed when he found himself in a toilet cubicle but couldn’t remember what he’d gone in there for.

AI could kill us all within a decade, but isn't that meme you just made really funny?

In an effort to keep up with the competition, US tech company Apple have unveiled their first ever foldable CEO.