Newsthump

In honour of Nigel Farage, mixologists around the country have renamed the Guinness and champagne cocktail ‘Black Velvet’ to ‘The Grifter’.

Nigel Farage has reassured supporters that he is working tirelessly to identify a suitable low-level party fall-guy following undercover footage regarding campaign donation limits.

Nigel Farage is available at a discount price this weekend only! For the low, low price of just £21,000 you can have an oyster lunch with the frog-faced big man while discussing undeclared foreign donations. That’s 30% off the usual asking price of £30,000! “WOW!” said happy customer, Vladimir. “Normally I pay thirty thousand for

Nigel Farage has claimed that the corruption appearing to riddle the Reform Party is the fault of the ‘establishment.’

Nigel Farage has been caught being dodgy. Again. The frog-faced politico and occasional MP for Clacton was caught on camera apparently enjoying undeclared donations from foreign investors, which is “shady” at best and “fucking illegal”, also at best. However, the cheeky chap has insisted it’s all fine and we should be quiet. “It’s all fine